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I am giving walking a miss this lent.

Missed this a few days ago, but glad to see it: rapidly becoming one of the forum deadpoolers who adds to the quality of any given deadpool game, imo. I wish you well in the hunt for 2nd place.

Phil Neal

Yeah, it might adhere and add a certain colour and spiciness!

What, appears on Loose Women?

There is rather an interesting review on there.

I believe I've mentioned it before? Last Tory MP to die in office was Eric Forth in 2006. This is a by-product of the 1997 landslide, it wiped out a whole lot of the old Tory guard and they've been replaced by Blairite/Thatcherite 40 year old clones.

Ah of course, how could I forget the man with more European Cups to his name than Manchester United?

Are either Lardy or LFN obit-able? Seriously though - hope all goes well for ye both.

Freidrich Uber, composer and taxi cab inventor, died this day 195 years ago, aged 41.

Philip K. Dick stopped writing on this day 35 years ago, aged 53.

If you feel like making an unfunny joke with bad grammar and poor math which also is offensive, please post your team for next month before you do so.

Having never heard of him before, I do rather like the contrast between the Wiki pages for him and his wife: versus

At this point it's hard to see past Kaufman, Waddington, Newman and Bruna. Oh and the big name that will die tonight.... Well you never know...

I think that Gunnar Möller in particular should be able to get an obrituary (my made-up word for "acceptable" obituaries in DDP). I mean, it's not every day that you have an actor who once killed his own wife! Oh, and he's also portrayed Adolf Hitler on at least three separate occasions during his 70+ year long career.

Cheers Ali. I like the spelling mistake so much I might adopt 'Pesto' permanently

David Walliams. As talented as syphilis.

Catherine Nevin thoroughly on the clock and probably not going to make it to the weekend according to some Irish press reports.

Round 2 Masterlist (again, any spelling/clarification issues can be fixed at a more reasonable hour) 1. Akhand, Lucky – DI 2. Al-Baghdadi – MPFC, deadsox, DDT 3. Ali, SHAWKAT - Spade 4. Bracknell – Biblio, Heef, Garn,deadsox, Pedro, Rover, Switch 5. Browning, Pastor Dave - Gcreptile 6. Booth, TONY – MPFC, Pedro, GUN 7. Bruce, Paul - Spade 8. Bush Sr - RG, Heef 9. Camm, Bess – MPFC, deadsox 10. Cameron-Blackie, S - DDT 11. Campbell GLEN – RG, Heef, Rover 12. Carberry, M – Bilbio 13. Cervinski - Switch 14. Christie Errol – RG, TDC, Garn, MPFC, Chorizo, DI, GUN 15. Clark, Ralph – MPFC 16. Clemens, Priest - Pedro 17. Dalton, TANIA – TDC, Heef, Gcreptile, Spade, DI, DDT 18. Doerr, Bobby - Biblio 19. Downie – RG, Biblio, Heef, Garn, MPFC, GUN, Pedro, Rover, Switch, DDT 20. Doyle, B rian- Gcreptile 21. Dyson, FREEMAN – Biblio 22. Elias, RAYYA – Garn, Chorizo, GUN, Pedro, DDT, RG 23. Etim, T - Pedro 24. Gascoine, JILL - Biblio 25. Gilbert – RG, Pedro 26. Graham, REV – Deadsox, Rover 27. Gray, Henry - Spade 28. Greaves - Rover 29. Hamilton-Bryne – MPFC, Chorizo, Gcreptile 30. Hardegen, - MPFC 31. Hart, SMITH – Chorizo 32. Hefner, Hugh - Switch 33. Hollings E – Pedro 34. Homlund, Anna - Switch 35. Irwin, SGT A - Pedro 36. James, CLIVE – Heef, Switch 37. Johnson, MAY L – TDC, Gcreptile, DI 38. Jones, QUINCY – Chorizo 39. Karunanidhi - Chorizo 40. Kaye, T – Heef 41. Kit, Barys – Switch, DI 42. Klasnic, IVAN – Heef 43. Lambert, Vincent - DDT 44. Lakovic – RG, Heef, Chorizo, GUN, Deadsox, Pedro, TDC, Switch 45. Magill – RG, Garn, Chorizo, GUN, Spade 46. Manson – Bilbio, Rover, DDT 47. Marbina, Nesmo – Gcreptile 48. Matthew, BRIAN - Switch 49. McCain, ROBERTA - Rover 50. McGuinness, MARTIN – Garn, Rover 51. Meads, COLIN – Garn, deadsox, DDT 52. Meredith, Roderick C - DI 53. Merrill D - Heef 54. Michael, Former King – RG, Biblio, Garn, Chorizo, GUN, deadsox, Rover, Switch, DDT 55. Midgley, MARY – TDC 56. Mira, GEORGE - Spade 57. Moon, WALLY - Spade 58. Morano, EMMA – Biblio, Garn, MPFC, deadsox, Pedro, Rover 59. Murray, Kevin - Gcreptile 60. Nevin, Catherine – RG, TDC, Garn, Chorizo, GUN, deadsox, Rover, Gcreptile, Spade, Switch, DI 61. Nome, Oliver – TDC, Gcreptile 62. Osmond Kath – GUN, Gcreptile 63. Perez, JULIA – Chorizo, DI 64. Persoff, Nehemiah - DI 65. Ricketts, SIMON – Garn, deadsox 67. Savident - MPFC 68. Seddon, K – Heef 69. Simmons, Chase - Gcreptile 70. Singh, JAGRAJ – TDC, DDT 71. Spada, James – Spade 72. Sparks, Ken - DI 73. Stefansson, STEFAN KARL – Deadsox 74. Tapscott, John - Spade 75. Tynan, Shauntelle - Spade 76. Vajpayee - MPFC 77. Van der Laan, E – TDC, DDT 78. Van Zandvliet - GUN 79. Vennari, JOHN - TDC 80. Vervoort – RG, GUN 81. Vlk, CARDINAL – TDC, DI 82. Watson, J – Biblio 83. Wilson, LADY - Biblio

Private fucking licence plates. These, amongst many other factors in my life tend to really piss me off. Not only due to the arrogance and over-inflated ego of any smug prick who owns one of these, but also because of the fact that the smug prick who decided to invest their well earned savings (typically from hairdressing) into one of these, could have invested the money into something worth while. JFK memorabilia for example. Don't get me wrong, i have nothing against hairdressers. Being a hairdresser is fine. Being a hairdresser and owning a 06 Audi TT is borderline acceptable. Being a hairdresser and owning an 06 Audi TT accompanied by a Licence plate which boldly displays "PRNC355" is fucking disgraceful. You may aswell have a piece of fucking plasterboard taped onto your bonnet which reads: "I Am A Cunt"

Ned Garver, MLB player for the St. Louis Browns (1948-1952), Detroit Tigers (1952-1956) and the Los Angeles Angels (1961), has died aged 91. He was the starting pitcher for the American League at the the All-Star Game in 1951.

It's either this thread or the Celebrity Chefs thread - Phillip Lewis, inventor of Hedgehog Crisps, has died aged 74.

cough... Sir Creep.... cough

He must be feeling peaky... ...or summit..