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Seventh Leaderboard 2018: (*=Joker) 1st: msc - 317 Points [8/25] (*Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Stokes; Miller; Nevin; Lafaye; DeKoven) 2nd: Whoaml - 212 Points [4/25] (Malone; Graham; Bannister; Lucas) 3rd: drol - 195 Points [7/25] (Elias; Zarin; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Tsvangirai; Nevin) 4th: Prophet - 190 Points [3/25] (Graham; Groening; Hawking) 5th: Captain Chorizo - 177 Points [6/25] (Monson; Elias; Alcock; Kit; L. Gilbert; Goodwin) 6th: The Unknown Man - 157 Points [5/25] (Elias; Cryne; Miller; Tsvangirai; Graham) 7th: Death Impends - 152 Points [4/25] (Killen; Kit; Graham; Dorfles) 8th: Grim Up North - 151 Points [5/25] (Elias; Cryne; Alcock; Miller; Goodwin) 9th: the_engineer - 127 Points [4/25] (Falkholt; Sawyer; Miller; Graham) 10th: gcreptile: 125 Points [3/25] (Manikan; Olivera; J Cooper) 11th: Widows Peak - 123 Points [2/25] (Graham; Hawking) =12th: Bibliogryphon - 119 Points [2/25] (*Hauxwell; Bannister) =12th: Phantom of the Midway - 119 Points [3/25] (Smith; Tsvangirai; Fabray) 14th: Fixed Business - 113 Points [3/25] (Monson; Graham; Goodwin) =15th: Grigori: 103 Points [2/25] (Kit; Hawking) =15th: Toast - 103 Points [3/25] (Elias; Miller; Bannister) 17th: Joey Russ - 102 Points [3/25] (Smith; Olivera; Graham) 18th: NiceGuyEddie - 87 Points [3/25] (Cryne; Olivera; Miller) 19th: The Dead Cow - 79 Points [2/25] (Sawyer; Lafaye) 20th: Pedro67 - 72 Points [1/25] (Hawking) 21st: Wormfarmer - 70 Points [2/25] (Sawyer; Nevin) 22nd: FujimoriNoMorey - 59 Points [2/25] (Cryne; Miller) 23rd: Sir Creep - 58 Points [3/25] (Elias; Falkholt; Miller) =24th: John Key - 51 Points [1/25] (Graham) =24th: mr whit - 51 Points [1/25] (Graham) =24th: Sean - 51 Points [1/25] (Graham) 27th: Book - 21 Points [1/25] (Le Guin) 28th: Torva Messor - 3 Points [1/25] (Elias) =29th: Deathray - 0 Points [0/25] =29th: YoungWillz - 0 Points [0/25]

He's certainly into lard.

And cunto didn't bother to find out.

His was in quite a lot of M*A*S*H episodes as well. I think he was one of the few actual Koreans on the show.

The jockstrap jock's trap is cheaper.

Here's a list of survivors from 1994 spoof film The Silence of the Hams. The movie is so bad it is unwatchable, but it had one of the greatest casts ever: *Ezio Greggio (1954). Italian entertainer, recently lost his father. Still active, had some legal troubles some years ago. *Billy Zane (1966). Middle aged man with no health issues. *Joanna Pacula (1957). Has not acted since 2010. *Charlene Tilton (1958). Short woman (4' 11''), but nothing beside that. *Stuart Pankin (1946). Fat and had heart problems. *John Astin (1930) The mytical Gomez Addams. Not seen in public since 2013 more or less. *Tony Cox (1958) Character actor known for his role in Me, Myself and Irene. *Mel Brooks (1926) If he did not hang himself for being in this movie, this means he has a strong will to live. *Larry Storch (1923) A legendary Jewish character actor, he did not take part to the celebrations for his 95th birthday this year. *Rip Taylor (1935) The crazy American actor we all love. *John Carpenter (1948) Greatest horror director ever, he made mistakes too. This is one. *Eddie Deezem (1957) Stand-up comedian specialized in nerd-type roles. Out of the list only Astin, Brooks, Storch and Taylor are old and (very) obitable. The rest of them seem safe for some other years. The main reason for writing this list was boredom.

It was supposed to be angry man face lol

Never mind...

its because of Victorian time lead pipes in London every one who cant afford bottled water gets lead poisoning when will they replace those damn pipes

Marra I'm welling up here!

I Simon Cowell would agree with you, and I submit that Harry was the reason he inflicted invented One Direction.

I’m going to see Harry Styles tomorrow and I don’t even care what you think because he is FUCKING HOT.

I listen to Radio 2s Steve Wright 'in the afternoon' show which is, basically, talk radio as the cunt talks over every fucking record intro he plays.

Have you listened to his Talk Radio show? Most of his fucking callers make me want to kill myself out of despair.

Might wanna check those bins...

The Times isn't what it was...

The contestants on Tipping Point. As thick as pig shit, the lot of them.

My current 2019 list Keep Kirk Douglas Leah Bracknell Hernan Wouk Olivia De Haviland Duke Of Edinburgh John McCain Lord Carrington Javier Perez De Cueller Pierre Cardin Stan Lee Stirling Moss Tessa Jowell Doris Day Bob Dole Leslie Phillips Jill Gascoine Vera Lynn Robert Mugabe George Bush Sr Barbara Bush Pope Benedict Neil Simon Sean Connery Denis Norden Clive James New/returning Nobby Stiles Queen Elizabeth II Doug Ellis Doddie Weir Stan Bowles June Whitfield Shane McGowan Rolf Harris Eric Clapton Murray Walker Tony Bennett Willie Nelson Val Kilmer Desmond Morris Harry Belafonte Diana Ross Richard Baker Bill Treacher Sheila Mercier Julie Goodyear Douglas Hurd George Alagiah Kenny Samson Lionel Blair Peter Oosterhuis

Water? This is a desert. *insert Sam Kinison* YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! you see this....it's sand. You know what it's going to be a million years from now? IT''S GONNA BE SAND!

https://m.ents24.com/uk/tour-dates/michelle-mcmanus

Tuesday + Dow's 2011 late bottled vintage port (birthday prezzie from my next door neighbour) = I love you Lardy and I want to have your babies. hic.

The death has been announced of Britain's oldest Olympian, Bill Lucas. A unique that just didn't last the distance to December. POINTS!

Or as he was known; Laz-R-Us

Speaking as a proud wop myself, the day I trust an Italian telling me he's dying is the day I trust an Italian telling me he's filed his complete tax returns.

Sun this morning reporting Jack Tweed weeping in his cell and under constant verbal threat from fellow remand cases, and canoe man John Darwin also notably suicidal, not that he's likely to have been able to get a new life insurance policy if he does do the deed.