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So the next crash by that logic will be in 2074, we will all be long dead and Phillip recovering from his 10th hip replacement will be injuring our grandchildren and coming away from the accident without a scratch.

Friday I'm in love. Saturday nights alright for fighting. Sunday bloody Sunday. Monday Monday. Ruby Tuesday. so Undertones or Simon & Garfunkel?? (Wednesday week + Wednesday morning 3 am), bound to be loads more.

Can I have a quid for every media outlet that uses the term "doyen" please? Made me dig out the quote I posted in 2015 ideas and possibilities thread, from when he interviewed Joe Bugner back in the day. Joe Bugner: Get me Jesus Christ and I'll fight him tomorrow! Mcllvanney: Joe, you're only saying that because you know he's got bad hands

Going for a Burns Night supper tonight, then seeing the Skids. Och aye.

Poor Val. I'm a speech pathologist - but not a specialist in voice/laryngectomy. It seems apparent that Val has had a neck dissection (where the lymph nodes in the neck are removed) - hence why his neck looks very 'thin'. It seems the tumour/s and/or the treatment (surgery, radiotherapy) has/have affected the function of his soft palate - which elevates during speech and closes off the nasal cavity (except for the nasal sounds, which are m, n, and ng in English); hence why he sounds so 'nasal'. It also seems he has some issue with managing his oral secretions (hence the sleeve wipe), and has a reduced range of moment on the right* side of his face and with opening his jaw. (*this video is shot in mirror image)

A rotting corpse from an Ask A Mortician video, and Wendy Williams.

Yep - everybody who's got you in their deadpool teams, dear.

we are the champions queen

The Cure Elton John U2 The Mamas and Papas Rolling Stones Which act is next? And why?

Braw

I do like the mental image of a seal doing "jazz flippers" after being warned that the audience had the occasional autistic kiddy.

Aw shit, there goes a proper legend. Unique too. So far that theme team doing its job...

Cross-posted for information.

Two crashes in 55 years? Not a bad average.

Felt compelled to like mark's post due to being Contrary Sod. Though I am worried about those seals getting the clap...

FTFY As a fellow 55-year old, I completely understand why the good President was exhausted.

Could be a case of mistaken identity?

Kaye Ballard, one of the stars in The Patty Duke Show, The Doris Day Show, The Mothers-in-law, Alice and Daddy Dearest has passed away.

French Duke Henri d'Orleans, Count of Paris, announced as dead:

Ah...accidentally found the video - via Reddit:

Cancer Expert Professor Martin Gore dies. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46836877 For a moment I feared it was Martin Gore from Depeche Mode.

What fans?

If he’s in the Congo will he be drinking Um Bongo??? All safe and stable then in Gabon. One of the five army coups did briefly escape but was found hiding ‘ under a bed’ .

Why, it's the Führer!!