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In related news, COVID-19 has announced it also plans to self-isolate, after possibly being exposed to Ted Cruz.

Just seen this! Sounds like a right bastard by all accounts: “I saw Les Dennis throwing Guide Dogs off the top of a multi-storey car park a few years back. He seemed especially pleased when they didn’t die straight away.”

Checkmate.

‘Best in show’ winner at Crufts shows she deserves the win in her victory parade. Shame, really; the accolade should’ve gone to this dog here for his incredible agility run.

I wish I hadn't hit - RIP Max von Sydow

Dunno the source but this is reporting Max Von Sydow as dead: https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?biw=1518&bih=646&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&client=tw-ob&sl=auto&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.parismatch.com%2FCulture%2FCinema%2FL-acteur-Max-von-Sydow-est-mort-1677726

Well, if I catch it and die, I'd just like to say that it's been nice "knowing" you all and hopefully see you all on the other side.

That's two for you now ....

You forgot the bog rolls.

One I would have thought that would have been on the DL

Updated for Von Sydow: ZZL:46 Shaun :45 Davey Jones Locker:41 Bibliogryphon:39

BBC have it.

So obvious. So perfect.

Not bad is it? I’ve put my name down and had a little spend up already!

Les Dennis is trending so I thought I'd have a look. Someone seems to have falsely accused him of something. This has escalated out of hand, but some of it is quite funny.

A facility in London will pay £3,500 to infect you with Coronavirus for research purposes.

She would be the dream for those who want to see Trump defeated (just because she's as close to universally-liked by Democrats as you're going to find), but unless it's completely on the hush-hush, there's no indication that she would agree to it. That said, she is 25-to-1 on a betting site I saw. Amy Klobuchar (+250), Kamala Harris (+350), and Stacey Abrams (+500) were the three favorites I saw, with Elizabeth Warren at 12-to-1.

I read, three-four weeks ago, one code monkey report a queue of 150 submissions. The DSCDP site is not their main source of income, and the committee is not an office-kitchen vote: international nonplayers as well as domestic comprise the approval committee. I had one submission approved, one most apologetically denied "please try this narrowly denied celebrity another time." Crossing my fingers on a submission that should have already been in the database, where his colleagues are.

Potentially another one in Paul gosar . If I get through the deathlist cup might just go full coronavirus FC and just have all ill Coronavirus picks.

I've also had a number of submissions die on the vine along with several still in limbo. Perhaps the code monkeys are busy with other projects this time of year. But it is disappointing to miss on some of these waiting on a ruling.

Praying for the worst on this one.

We've seen this before. This is decimating a place called gilan in Iran according to many different people

It's been fairly quiet on our Fossorius Endeavor pool over at DSCDP. Haben die Spaten maintains his lead, but the frenzied action has definitely slowed for now. Temporary state of being, I'm sure. However, on other fronts, Haben die Spaten and myself are now 1-2 in the site wide standings. Matthew Watkins was a big hit for me (139 points) in some of my other pools, launching me forward in many pools. I'm not sure why I didn't have him in our pool, but that's the way it goes sometimes. So many names, so little room on the roster....

"Disease the rhythm of the night"?

Waqar Hassan (Hasan), the last surviving player of Pakistan's inaugural test side (v India, 1952), has died aged 87.