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In a bit of a warry mood. Yes, “shoot down” those pesky Iranians with their flying boats.

Well, gladly I never caught it! I still went to work almost everyday during the emergency; now active cases (read "sick people") seems to be steadily decreasing in Italy. The worst is over, but no one is too sure about so called "phase 2" as we need to be extremely careful.

Was hoping DI might forget about him with a new Cup round next week...

Robin Hanbury-Tenison has now recovered and back in a regular ward according to today's Daily Mail. Still in hospital but will likely be discharged soon by the sounds of it.

My godmother is so bored she's kept me on the phone THREE HOURS and apparently this is all the fault of Oliver Cromwell.

Don't know but his birthday was widely celebrated. Should at least receive a mention.

Cardiff City fixture Jimmy Goodfellow dead at 76. Rumoured to be the 'rona, once again.

Skinny's gifs are the best thing about Deathlist these days with Deathrays meltdowns running a close second. I am very sad because I lost something precious because I'm an absolute idiot so I'm launching myself into Room 101. It'll be interesting. Full of sharks and Ricky Gervais.

Is he in Funeral Direction or condolences cards?

The full Nelson?

Not a chance. Not a chance they would house a team of 25 in a dugout. Not a chance people will be willing to sit arm to arm with strangers in May. Or June. Not a chance anyone has expendable money to waste on such trivialities either. Not sure how your country fared, we are at 25% unemployment (myself included). I am really interested how this aspect of our collective culture plays out, re: athletic event seating and concerts. I know I won't be attending anything for at least 2020, but to each his/her own.

Well, your predictions haven't been the best so...

This is a case in point. Deathers gets a ban for being a harmless twat yet no admins appear to have the gumption to get rid of hideous fucktards like this cunt. What the fuck is going on here? You want to boot out people with a half decent post quality and keep shite like 'Steve' FFS!! Fucking hell, get a grip on things, the place will haemorrhage decent posters and you will be left with shit like him. I didn't realise that we were now throwing out the babies but keeping the afterbirth.

Record Breaking Year confirmed, then.

prediction: the surgeon who fucked him up is already dead as fuck

To be fair he'd been telling them he was il for a long time. I'll get my coat...……………..

Man who called Ohio's lockdown 'bullshit' dies from COVID-19. John McDaniel had let his feelings be known on social media before contracting the virus. https://crooksandliars.com/2020/04/man-who-called-ohios-lockdown-order

Fucking who?

Tsk, Joey - opportunity was right there for you to go "TheKing has left the building"!

The day the absolute cunt that my sister was unfortunate enough to have procreated with dies I will fucking celebrate, I’ll dance on the cunt’s grave. He physically and emotionally abused her while she was dying and had absolutely no defence, and then robbed her kids blind while harassing me and my dad on a daily basis for the last several years moaning about how much inconvenience her death has caused for him. So yeh, I’ll be celebrating a death and it can’t come quick enough.

According to a post on the Peerage Google Group, the 13th Earl of Galloway possibly died back on 27th March. He would've been 91 but strange that his death would go unnoticed for a month.

Duke of Bedford and family remove themselves from Woburn Abbey property after discovery of asbestos: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-8242913/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Duke-Bedford-forced-flee-Woburn-Abbey-family.html

Definitely not! I have had a vision and the grim reaper is now relaxing for the rest of the year

There will be no more hits this year . The grim reaper is now taking a sabbatical for the rest of 2020 so watching you guys choose these dates knowing you are all wrong is hilarious