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I guess they had a crinkly wrinkle in their relationship that they weren't able to sort out.

Sound advice from an expert on winning over the public.

Latest from Bev Stohl "His wife is with him, and his family members take turns flying to visit him. I can’t disclose his location."

Or becomes a trade envoy for South America.

Bin the cunt off, 100% guaranteed his cock is tiny.

Johnson is a busted flush but most Tories are still fucking deluded enough to think he's an asset.

Darryl Hickman dead at 92.

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying b*****d. He's never been out of the garden.

Thabo Mbeki has been hospitalised for a week.

If you do the maths, then Jean-Pierre. Serre.

Changed to Elena Poniatowska.

25th May 51 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 35 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 33 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love 33 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 24 Slade - Everyday 23 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 22 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 22 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 22 Kenny - The Bump  21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 18 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run +4 18 Fox - Only You Can 16 Bay City Rollers - Summerlove Sensation 12 Johnny Bristol - Hang On In There Baby -6 07 Hot Chocolate - Emma

25th May 82 Lady Gaga & Beyoncé — Telephone 75 Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — We Found Love 74 Katy Perry ft. Snoop Dogg — California Gurls 61 Yolanda Be Cool Vs D Cup — We No Speak Americano -6 47 Cee Lo Green — Forget You 47 Rihanna — Only Girl (In The World) 46 B.O.B ft. Hayley Williams — Airplanes 45 Owl City — Fireflies +4 39 Professor Green ft. Emeli Sande — Read All About It 34 Jessie J ft. B.O.B — Price Tag 28 Taio Cruz — Dynamite 12 Olly Murs — Dance With Me Tonight

I loved that, probably my favourite of the series so far, I agree with what others have said that it feels very Black Mirror or Inside No.9.

We wouldn't all be so impatient if the three hits of the year had been spread out better, e.g. at the end of January, beginning of March and mid-May. Of course, that would still not be enough hits for us overall, but we probably wouldn't have the feeling that the DL was dead. I also think there will be some more hits to come.

Still think it's not a bad list. Just a lot of people seem to be just hanging on. Still quite conceivable that there's a glut of hits in the 2nd half of the year

At this stage, Ethel and Noam are the only ones I can see going before this coming June. Carter seems safe and sound for now... again.

Sounds like a care home/hospice with days or maybe a few weeks left to me.

Fallen behind the 2015 DL now.

Any time, eh? 1924 - Shmuel Kamenetsky / Betty Cooke 1925 - Mahathir Mohamad / Reuma Weizman 1926 - Peter Marshall / Qi Xin 1927 - Doc Severinsen / Mindy Carson 1928 - James Watson / Ruth Westheimer 1929 - Jürgen Habermas / Imelda Marcos 1930 - Theodore McCarrick / Tu Youyou 1931 - Irwin Winkler / Barbara Eden 1932 - Bob Packwood / Naina Yeltsina 1933 - George J. Mitchell / Julie Newmar

80 years old today, Frank Oz is. A happy birthday, I must wish him. And not to mention his roles as Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Grover, Bert, Cookie Monster and a bunch of other Muppets:

Ok, so two things: 1. Is the main headline a precursor to an astonishing volte face from the Mail over who it's backing? (Surely not!) 2. The only Labour PMs since the 70s have been Blair and Brown, so yes BoJo, Keir is going to be the most left wing Labour PM since the 70s, you pillock.

25/May/2024 49 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 33 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love +2 33 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 31 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 24 Slade - Everyday 23 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 22 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil +2 21 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 21 Kenny - The Bump 21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 20 Johnny Bristol - Hang On In There Baby 20 Fox - Only You Can 19 Hot Chocolate - Emma 16 Bay City Rollers - Summerlove Sensation 08 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run -6 06 Bay City Rollers - Money Honey

25/05/24  49 R. Dean Taylor - There’s A Ghost in My House 33 Van McCoy & The Soul City Symphony - The Hustle 31 The Drifters - There Goes My First Love  31 Lulu - The Man Who Sold The World 27 The Wombles - Remember You’re a Womble 26 Cozy Powell - Dance With the Devil 24 Slade - Everyday 23 Paper Lace - The Night Chicago Died 21 Smokie - If You Think You Know How to Love Me 21 Kenny - The Bump 21 The Rubettes - Juke Box Jive 20 Slade - Bangin’ Man 20 Johnny Bristol - Hang On In There Baby 20 Fox - Only You Can 19 Hot Chocolate - Emma 16 Bay City Rollers - Summerlove Sensation -2 10 Paul McCartney & Wings - Band on the Run +4 06 Bay City Rollers - Money Honey -4 Finally found time to listen to them all, glad I'm not too late to get in on the action. You're making a right pig's ear out of this, as per.