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On the bright side, if that were the case, at least Deathlist would go 50/50.

Billy Graham is dead! No, I'm serious. Don't look at me like I'm mad, he is actually dead. No, not the wrestling one, let's not get crazy here. But he's dead, and I'm not crazy or mad, Rover is actually 6 points clear on Spade!!! Elsewhere, the Rev's demise means Book equalises against Cap'n Chorizo, though the DDP runnerup in 2016 holds advantage on the age difference. Also, we have a goal in the Deathray v Sir Creep tie, at long bloody last, and it goes to Cup newcomer Sir Creep! His uni presidents and obscure mayors may live on, but the Hand of God was on hand for the assist. Hehehe. 1. Charon (Unrepentant) vs Maryportfuncity (Inter Youngboys FC) 6-0 2. Pedro (Trottingbum Hotsores) vs The Dead Cow 3-13 3. Young Willz (Glasgow Ron Weasley Ed Sheeran Slash Fanfiction Thistle Wanderers United) vs The Engineer 0-0 4. Grim Up North (Going Going GUN) vs Yorkshire Banker 6-3 5. Msc vs Wormfarmer 3-0 6. Spade Cooley (Great Railway Journeys with Hughie Gallacher and Robert Enke) vs Roverandout 3-9 7. Joey Russ vs Garn (Video Assistant Reaper) 7-0 8. Bibliogryphon (Bye Bye Biblio) vs Phantom of the Midway (AKA Rad Guy) 0-6 9. Sean (Shaun of the Dead’s Magical Funeral Parlour) vs Fixed Business (Business Fixed) 9-0 10. Gcreptile (The eaten tide pods) vs John Key 7-3 11. Deathray (First In, First Out and Never Invited to an Orgy Again) vs Sir Creep (The Month-to-Month Tenants) 0-3 12. Captain Chorizo vs Book (Never Heard of Soccer) 3-3

Biggest Deadpool hit in a while.

1987: Osbourne (1/31) 1989: Bruno, Ditka, Osbourne, Brian Wilson, Jenkins (5/32) 1990: Aznavour, Queen Elizabeth II, Alliss, Ditka, Williams, Winfrey, Waite (7/42) 1991: Beenhakker (1/40) 1992: Ryder (1/37) 1993: Bennett, Kissinger, Ray Kennedy, Lineker, Jerry Lee Lewis (5/56) 1994: Edmund White, Holly Johnson, Shilton (3/50) 1995: Holly Johnson, Connery (2/50) 1996: Mr T (1/50) 1997: Kirk Douglas (1/50) 1998: (0/50) 1999: Leeson, Carly Simon (2/50) 2000: Farrakhan (1/50) 2001: Tutu, Minelli, Wouk (3/50) 2002: Kirk Douglas (1/50) 2003: (0/50) 2004: Musharraf, Kirk Douglas, Mugabe (3/50) 2005: Karzai, Maradona, de Havilland (3/50) 2006: Kirk Douglas, Lynn, Bouteflika (3/50) 2007: Tim Johnson, Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Lynn, Farrakhan (5/50) 2008: Kirk Douglas, Lynn, Watson, Karzai, Charles Taylor (5/50) 2009: Kirk Douglas, Cardin (2/50) 2010: Kirk Douglas, Wouk, de Havilland, Tork, Edrich, Bough, Norden, Lansbury, (8/50) 2011: Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Edrich, Khamenei, Aretha Franklin, Dole, Cheney, Ellison, Cardin, Lynn, Michael Douglas, (11/50) 2012: Kirk Douglas, Wouk, de Havilland, Mubarak, Lawson, Kissinger, Mugabe, Van Dyke, Randi, Gaddafi, Hawking (11/50) 2013: Clive James, Bush, Prince Philip, Mubarak, Kirk Douglas, de Havilland, Lynn, Dole, Day, Stan Lee, Kissinger, Parsons (12/50) 2014: Wilko Johnson, de Havilland, Harper, Clive James, Prince Philip, Lynn, Kirk Douglas, Carrington, Perez de Cuellar, Hawking, Stan Lee, Norden, Randi, Bush, Aznavour, Van Dyke, Bennett, Asner (18/50) 2015: Wouk, de Havilland, Perez de Cuellar, Bush, Prince Philip, Douglas, James, Valerie Harper, Phillips, Kercheval, Dole, Day, Norden, Kissinger, Mubarak, Mugabe, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Lynn, Large, Maynard (20/50) 2016: de Havilland, Wouk, Perez de Cuellar, Kirk Douglas, Prince Phillip, Randi, Carrington, Clive James, Dole, Scales, Carter, Kissinger, Chong, Ellis, Bush, Phillips, Lynn, Gall, Tutu, Piggott, Stan Lee, Norden, Walker, Greaves, Banks, Chirac, Hawking, Gascoigne (28/50) 2017: Douglas, Lynn, Carrington, Prince Phillip, Norden, Cardin, Stan Lee, de Haviland, Wouk, Dole, Bracknell, Carter, Phillips, Mugabe, Perez de Cuellar, Betty White, Stiles, Queen Elizabeth, Gascoine, Barker, Ellis, Bush, Blackman, St John, Prowse, Gall, Benedict, Mubarak, Tutu, Akihito, Byrne, Harper (32/50) Updated for Billy Graham

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GRAHAM GIVES UP THE (HOLY) GHOST 3/50 21st February 2018 God has finally acquiesced to popular demand, and made Rev Billy Graham a new house guest, and another success for the Crowdsourced Deathlist. A few months off his centenary, Graham was a trailblazer in the American God industry. While other evangelical preachers shouted loudly about hellfire and damnation, Billy Graham spoke softly and quietly... about hellfire and damnation. He became friendly with every US President from Truman on, and gave advice on the Vietnam War. His ministry moved into countries all over the world, and he sold out the likes of Wembley arena. While he held deeply ingrained views against communists, gay people and Jews, Graham did surprise the KKK with a conversion in his 40s against segregation, insisting his services be desegregated and becoming a good, if strained, friend of Martin Luther King. This was Billy Graham's third appearance on the Crowdsourced Deathlist.

I know one thing for sure me and young willz will be going on last on match of the day

Mari Lopez, part of the Mari & Liz blog, who got "famous" when she said that veganism cured her of cancer and lesbianism, now dead from lesbianism, no wait, cancer: http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/20/youtube-star-said-veganism-cured-cancer-lesbianism-dies-cancer-7328270/

In my grandparents' day, pop was usually Corona and delivered by the Corona man. It came in glass bottles with a deposit which you got back when you returned the bottle. I liked the limeade best.

Probably because the older you get, the less you give a fuck.

Kirk Douglas next....!

I actually had a dream a few nights ago that Billy Graham would die this week. RIP, my first hit of 2018.

another DL bedblocker gone...

Reverend Billy helps me out...the power of Christ compels me...second hit.

He didn't do anything by halves, 2 B's,2 R's, 2 E's, 2N's and 2L'S, in his name, the dirty bastard!!!

Journeyman Bulgarian defender Georgi Markov dead at 46, via a heart attack not umbrella poisoning. He scored Bulgaria's goal in the 1-1 draw with England in a 1999 European Championship qualifier.

And one for WW2 veterans.

Yes it was on sale a few years back but it didn't taste as good. And just to be boring and on topic I'm off booze and crisps, so far so good but Saturday night wasn't easy.

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's my favourite newspaper of them all? Well, until they do something idiotic of course. It's the Mirror after all... Nevin QO.

You want to be careful! The very elderly are advised to take the most care in these sort of set-ups.

It's between Silvio, Renzi and a full blooded Arab called Di Maio. More depressing than this...

See in the weekend with an update.

Why do criminals with guns not shoot up schools anywhere else? Crims are crims. Everyone with access to a gun however is likely to use it. Sometimes I've wished to have one, and don't tell me I'm not alone. Don't use the argument "the law won't deter people". It's worked. Except where everyone can buy one. This guy wasn't old enough to buy beer.

For your entertainment! The same, but this time included are actual players!

Happy now?