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That's got to be one of the worst jokes you've made on this entire forum.

I think it is a deserved honour .Olivia has always been an underated actress in my view.

They used to be on the deathist together in 2015, and while only Schmidt died, Kohl also had some "close calls" that year. (And at 87, he was almost a noneganerian, frail and wheelchair-bound – and seemed like one step from the grave, like George Bush Sr. now.) Kohl's death leaves Schröder as the only living ex-chancellor (Budeskanzler) – vs. 12 living ex-Prime ministers in Italy. Tells a lot about differences in political stability in the two countries.

^ Helmut Schmidt, per chance?

In absolute stitches at Glen Campbell's corpse propped up on a chair outselling Katy Perry's new 24/7 publicity blitz album in its first week of release.

Russia claims it has killed ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. I know he is often reported dead but now BBC, AP, Sky and Reuters are running with it, could be legitimate. Hope so, he's no. 1 on my list. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40300164 If true then good going Putin.

Went to see Sir Elton John last week at Ewood Park, Blackburn, on for 2 hours, all done by 9 O'Clock which I thought was way too early, but then realised he probably wanted to get home for the kids bedtimes!

There's rumours Hefner has terminal cancer, but they come from National Inquirer type sources iirc.

Latest update - immobile but listening to Bach and watching US House of Cards. Doesn't sound in too much discomfort. https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jun/17/clive-james-terror-attacks-trump-poem-all-is-not-lost

Well deathers , I'll stick with the Old Gods as opposed to your new ones, a wee prayer to Njord and look what happens, an Imperialist skipper forgets the first Rule of the Sea, and finds out the hard way that Might has Right. 7 terrorists lost as a destroyer takes on a container ship http://abcnews.go.com/International/us-navy-ship-collides-merchant-vessel-off-coast/story?id=48092522

A force choke perhaps?

John Avildsen, director of "Rocky" has died at 81.

For some reason I thought he was older and aged about 95.Perhaps I'm confusing him with another German politician.

"One thinks one should make that Young Willz a companion of honour..." "Mmm, dear, the wretched Scot supports Thistle. Isn't that punishment enough?" "One agrees, Philip. Oh well. Where's Macca's email again?"

With the birthday honours out, I'm just wondering if Her Majesty ran a gloved finger over my deadpools?

KOHL BUNKERED! 13/50 16th June 2016 The thirteenth Crowdsourced Deathlist hit of the year is supplied by the thirteenth person on the list. Helmut Kohl has died after a long illness, aged 87. The former German Chancellor ruled West Germany from 1982, and was the architect of German reunification in 1990. He remained Chancellor until 1998, becoming the longest serving German leader of the 20th Century, and was a huge proponent of the EU and the Euro currency. The 2017 Crowdsourced Deathlist continues at a blistering pace: will it break the record?

Rotten timing, I've just finished cooking. Update later tonight!

Ah to possibly quote Arthur Scargill the Committee should have gone for 'Kohl not Dole'.

Wernher Von Braun died on this day 40 years ago, aged 65.

Smokers are jokers.

This morning I had a genuine 'Geroff moi land' moment with a real life Farmer Palmer. He was a right cunt and, according to a neighbour, was 'the most unpopular person in the village' No shit sherlock.

Maybe it was Trump's doctor, who probably said that Scalise is the healthiest shooting victim ever.

He died about a year and a half ago.

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It is reported that Michael Jackson was able to whisper one last message to the paramedics before he died... "Put me on the childrens ward".