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After being banned in Russia, I think it would be right putting Paddington on the suicide watch list.

Press Release: Excitement remains high in the YoungWillz Training Camp. One player is teetering, another is on oxygen and frailty abounds. Despite the manager's best efforts, they are all determined to see March (which year, they haven't told me). Word has reached me that my opponent is currently leading a certain Hare's Pool, and if that is a taste of the rate at which his picks topple, my team have no chance. Subs are limbering up in case February 1st is a stretch for the first team.

Serge Gainsbourg with his daughter Charlotte - Lemon Incest I think she was nine at the time.

Already posted in the children's thread over an hour ago.

Here is another one that would probably never get made.

Not so much fun though.

Their mother's a commoner.

She survived a hip operation & her mom is still alive. I hoped that she would exploit the death of her odious stepmom & write a tell-all book (the fact that Barbara's son is a lawyer seems to frighten her, though). Lately, dear Nancy has become unhinged & deals out blows left & right at Twitter. She called NRA members "murderers" & ICE agents "nazis". I'll keep an eye on her.

I wish to God I was playing you I would enter the exact same team and let the powers sort it out lol SC

Wee Jum was Damon Killian/Yongle Emperor/Buford/a bunch of other names I forget. Pampams is one of the new people who might be one of Morbid's socks. Think TQR has always had that name? Dunno who CastAway is.

Ah, you ninja'd the post before I could complete it.

Oh yeh I just worked it out disappointing, I was hoping it was one of the old school having a proper fucking meltdown. Never mind, the night is young

It's 'Au Fait' you bell end.

Given there's probably been well over a hundred and thirty, I'll take that as the compliment it was surely intended as. Nice to know you think I'm gifted.

I don't have a clue what is going on but it is a fine cunting effort in the insults stakes. Hilarious. I shall sleep with a smile tonight.

I am aswell (for the 2018 names dp anyway)

Got my first DDP hit ever today. Patrick Cryne. Obviously a very sad case but here begins the birth of a legend -cocky-

Oh looks it's JoeyRuss the mini-mod come along to have a fucking pop. Go shove it up your arse you fat wanker; too bored to post this on your main account anyway Paul? Oh little hitler time is it, "you're being too rude and aggressive, lowering the tone?" Lowering the tone of a forum where people self-fellate over the deaths of cancer-stricken mums of four and right to die campaigners forced to starve themselves to death? Forgive me if I don't give a fuck about what you think and struggle to see it possible to lower the tone of this shithole! If anyone gets offended by the crap I'm spouting on here after all these years they need to have a long hard look at themselves, man the fuck up and realise it's all a bit of fun.

Thank you for your feedback, which I have carefully considered before ultimately deciding that I'm right and you're wrong.

Anyways, most of the teams steered clear of Cryne, who most thought wouldn't have even seen 2018, and two teams are spared the embarrassment of getting the first points of the season by his going before the deadline. Hardly confident endorsements of his survival, mind, as the two teams who had him each included him in the final two spots. @theoldlady's updated team has been noted. @Sir Creep was the only other to nominate Cryne and now sees Doris Day in the #25 spot. If you want to change Day's position and/or nominate a new sub, Sir Creep, let me know.

Aww, Morlock (whoever that is) stopped the Deathlist trio - you, me, deadsox - picking up the trio bonus point! Hah. Still, ahead of Mr Tierney - likely to be the only time in history!

I got the email, I’m currently in the lead alone, since neither Gerard Tierney nor Allen Kishner picked him...

Thin ice mate

Fucks sake Fucks sake Fucks sake Ha - fucks sake

Huh? The only time Gordon Brown's ever been rated is for his ability to be a useless, inept, festering old colon.