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Mate I work in a psychiatric hospital.If you want to offend me you really need to up your game.

At least he got his Deathlist Cup team in first before going off on one. Bad luck Sir Creep, no automatic byes to the next round for you.

Fucking hell, the one time a thread is actually ABOUT ME and I miss it. PS there is no tree on earth that could support the weight of both me and that fat bastard LFN

Let's have some Stalinist style authoritarian repression instead. Thread locked!

Nothing to do with me. I'm just back from my jog. I worry about some of the posters here (not just you). Life is fleeting and we spend far too greater a proportion of it just squabbling about... nothing really.

Concubine is such a fabulous word. So much better than 'partner'. It sounds vaguely floral. Or vegetable. "There are some lovely concubines at the bottom of the garden".

Pm LFN, he posts on there.

Arkady Waispapir, one of the last known survivors of the Nazis' Sobibor death camp, has died in Ukraine. He was 96. Will his coffin be called a Waispapir basket? SC

I had front row center seats for her concert in October. Here is what I can say on stage she looked fantastic singing, dancing, and a whole bunch of music very easily. Olivia did need minor help of stage hands holding her arms as she went up and down stairs between sets to change outfits. I think she has already beat this bout of cancer to be honest. So I think it was a bad pick. The only thing Olivia did not have on this leg of her tour was Meet and Greets like she usually offers to have your photo taken with her. She did however sign my record after show and I got the only autograph she gave that show.

I am with this guy here!

Tower1, with two posts to your name, I can say that no less than half of your overall posts are 1) master of the obvious and 2) unnecessary. This puts you in lofty territory with Roey Juss. SC

I'm not MK either you fucking numbskull, how hard is it for you to understand that a site like this has the capacity to attract more than a few nutters/trolls/losers over the years?

And I know what happens when people don't take their meds.

I did used to cold call my own Grandad asking him to donate to black charities so I will give you that one.

Self-fellating. If you want something to be done well do it yourself.

Considering my job basically revolves around receiving horrendous yet juvenile insults of a mundane nature the brilliant effort gone into this put down is a most welcome change.

Happy Birthday to Tim! He doesn't look a day over 89.

Wanker.

Ask on Gransnet? They're quite sympathetic towards people with clueless DILs (and I'm very sorry for your loss and that you're in the horrible position of having to pussyfoot around her) It doesn't sound right to me but then again I was talking about putting my seventeen year old up for adoption the other day and hoping to avoid grandchild woes so might not be best placed to give advice.

Round Up #2 (Spade Cooley - The Emperor Strikes Back Special) Mort Walker: Daily Mail Obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-5320823/Beetle-Bailey-cartoonist-Mort-Walker-dies-94.html Claribel Alegria: Awaiting Obit. Ingvar Kamprad: BBC Obit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42851668 Ed Doolan: Daily Mail Obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5274807/Veteran-BBC-broadcaster-Ed-Doolan-dies-aged-76.html Mary Lucas: Awaiting Obit. J Aelwyn Roberts: Awaiting Obit. WPC Davies: Awaiting Obit. David Fisher: Awaiting Obit. Graeme Langlands: Guardian Obit: https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/jan/21/rugby-league-immortal-graeme-langlands-dies-aged-76 Diane Bishop: Awaiting Obit. Sara Chivers: Daily Mail Obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5324709/Sara-Chivers-dies-terminal-brain-tumours.html Paul Alcock: BBC Obit: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42871581 Francisco Nunez Olivera: The Sun Obit: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5456943/francisco-nunez-olivera-worlds-oldest-man-dead/ Mark Salling: Daily Mail Obit: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5331317/Mark-Salling-dead-apparent-suicide.html Hannah Hauxwell: Daily Express Obit: https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/912877/Hannah-Hauxwell-Yorkshire-farmer-TV-pennines-dies Ann Gillis: Awaiting Obit. Dennis Edwards: Mirror Obit: https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dennis-edwards-dead-temptations-lead-11960634 Barys Kit: Awaiting Obit.

Lol. Trust daeshray to post a pic of Lee Wallace

Composer John Morris died 91 years: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/28/obituaries/john-morris-composer-for-mel-brookss-films-dies-at-91.html He composed Songs for Dirty Dancing, Spaceballs, Ironweed or Elephant Man. And he was one of the best friends from Mel Brooks.

I’m sure whatever it is, it’ll be as awesome as the alien from Alien. Probably going to keep mine for at least a few years tbh, I really find Malcolm X interesting as a person even if I don’t completely agree with. I was tempted to change it into a pink David Bowie icon, but something in me is resisting it...

This time of year is when you feel relieved not to have scored in this pool, let's see that turn to utter panic in a few months.

Decent man, we had some great nights out together back in the day.