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OK, so he lasted 39 minutes. I will pick someone else.

The IQ of this place seems to be in freefall.

Haha.Seen this before.Michelle Obama is hotter than Ann Coulter though.

On holiday. Deserted sunny white sandy beaches while London and the rest of England (associates / family who are inexplicably not in Ireland) are battered by torrential rain and storms. Almost every other cunto I know has been getting it

Think I found a curse y'all. Remember this picture from facebook that every conservative used instead of an actual political argument? Well on the Democratic side, Janet Reno, Lynn Stewart, Helen Thomas, and Andrea Dworkin are already dead. Albright is getting up there in age, Clinton has her own health crisis every few months, Pelosi's near 80, and Rosie is Rosie.

21 entrants (20 quickest off the mark plus your host and - ahem - master Maryportfuncity). Competition opens on 1 June with the aim of getting a winner by midsummer's day. Maryport’s Midsummer Madness Dead Pool 2018 (That’ll be MMMDP to you lot!) WTF? HRH MC'S MMMDP!! That there masterlist in all its grim glory! MMMDP 2018 1 - Sean - Matt Cappotelli 2 - Captain Chorizo - Mayor Doug Lachance 3 – Bibliogryphon - Herman Wouk 4 – Clorox Bleachman - Bishop Francis Quinn 5 – MSC - Colin Butts 6 – Sir Creep - Meng Lang 7 – Dead Cow - Irene Jones. 8 – YoungWillz - Jack Dunnett. 9 – YorkshireBanker – Loongkoonan 10 – GC Reptile - Bertie McMinn 11 – Spade Cooley - Carmella James 12 – Rover and Out - John McCain 13 – CastAway - Kathleen Blanco 14 – Joey Russ - Denis Goldberg 15 – Toast - Leslie Phillips 16 – Runebomme - Olivia de Havilland 17 – Book – George Bush Sr 18 – Drol - Fu Da Ren. 19 – FixedBusiness - Leah Bracknell 20 – Death Impends - Jon Hiseman 21 – MPFC – Norman Dewis

Michael D Ford, co-winner of Academy Awards for Best Art Direction (now Best Production Design) for Raiders Of The Lost Ark and Titanic, has died aged 90. https://www.screendaily.com/news/oscar-winning-british-set-decorator-michael-ford-dies-age-90/5129773.article Also worked on Star Wars and Bond movies. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_D._Ford IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0285785/

Olivia de Havilland

Leslie Phillips

Aye, a quarter of all entries open to the public already in and nobody's picked my ringer - Norman Dewis Ah shit, let that one slip out Obviously I'll have to wait and see if any of the remaining 15 entrants snag him before I hoover up the dregs by taking the final place with an unclaimed pick

Colin Butts (Given there's 5 replies already, thought I better jump in early before all the spots disappear at this rate!)

John Prescott is 80 today.

Can we all come to a consensus on the fact that we ALL know exactly who wrote this?

Sad that his own family and lawyers opposed his release. No vested interests there then...

Has anyone looked under the oval office patio?

Almost Ginsberg-esque. *applauds* (tbf, the mad hippy shaman actress woman has a point...)

That’s right, yeah. And if you do hang on to your list, it’s double points if you get a hit on the last day of the month.

Off for a week. So currently we've gone a dozen miles down the road to a beach I know with no cunto on it If you just make effort, you can avoid tourists.

He reminds me of long dead Jeremy Bentham, who gets dragged out of his cabinet for special occasions, the expression and tanned skin looks very similar!

It's Herman Wouk, isn't it?

Well, there goes the chances of seeing TMIB in the 2019 Deathlist Cup then, am guessing!

Liverpool lost. Years and years ago, under Shankly and Paisley, I used to want them to win European Cups, they were a humble club with a huge heart and managers that really gave something back to the City and played simple fabulous football with players that were bought in from, in the main, clubs much lower down in the pecking order. Roll forward decades and you have a club that assumes that Champions League football is 'in their DNA and they have an absolute entitlement to win the league, never mind finish in the top four. That has seeped into the minds of their supporters, they walk around like they are fucking superior to all others, entitled to it all above all others etc. I fucking hate the club now.

Peter Falk and lots of other dead people have Alzheimer's. Right, there's that forum joke killed. On with the rest of the thread in 2018. Yours, Scrooge.