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    Hopefully a ban on keeping animals his coming that lad's way. What a mong.
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    Just watched unfriended dark web there's a bad guy in it with a screen name charon (that's a non spoiler don't worry). What have you been getting upto outside of the deathlist charon?
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    It's fast, it's furious it's f***in' good fun. Teams of 20 topplers posted on this thread or PM'd to MPFC will be collected into a masterlist to provide a carnival of carnage, the counting of which goes live in the first second of 2019. Points aplenty pour into the scoreboard until someone snags the stupendous total of 2019, at which point the event that used to be the fastest deadpool in common useage (until MPFC started something faster!) slams on the brakes and the lucky winner is duly given metaphorical back-slaps and allowed to claim a prize worth about a tenner (though tradition thus far dictates this turns into a charitable donation)*. Closing date for entries is midnight on 30 December 2018. · Bear in mind an alternative to the charitable donation is a double measure of spirts or a couple of pints bought at a DL Con and such an event is scheduled for 24 March! Wheely nice of Kirk and the missus to agree to MC the whole caper this year In it to win it this year are... Banana - ba Bibliogryphon - bg Book - bk Buffalo Phil - bp Captain Chorizo - cc Clorox Bleachman - cb Deadsox - ds Deathray - dr Death Impends - di Devon Death Trip - dd Dr T - dt Drol - dl Fixed Business - fb GC Reptile - gr Gooseberry Crumble - gc Grave Danger - gd Greatunclebulgaria - gb Grim Up North - gu Joey Russ - jr Lard Bazaar - lb Markb4 - m4 Maryportfuncity - mp MSC - ms Paddyfool - pf Pedro67 - pd Phantom of the Midway - ph Predictor - pr The Engineer - te The Old Crem - tc The Old Lady - ol The Quim Reaper - qr The Unknown Man - tu Sean of the Dead - sd Sir Creep - sc Skinny Kiltrunner - sk Toast - to Torva Messor - tm The Yorkshire Banker - yb And remind ourselves of ten years of champions (or not) And those former champions in full: 2009 - Raskolnikov 2010 - Nobody, I mean f***in' nobody, reached the winning points total 2011 - DDT 2012 - Spade Cooley 2013 - DDT 2014 - Death Impends 2015 - MSC 2016 - DDT 2017 - Death Impends 2018 - MSC
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    Just spitballin' here, because the information is very vague and sparse, but perhaps the dr.s were suspecting NPH, normal pressure hydrocephalus. It's a condition that mimics dementia, but can be fixed by draining cerebrospinal fluid. Usually they will test the theory by drawing off some fluid with a spinal tap, and if the symptoms get better, they go to the next step of putting a shunt in the brain to continuously drain it off. It's a reasonable thing to try especially if there is rapid onset of dementia with a progression that is much quicker than normal, but in the few instances I have seen it done it hasn't really helped because the person did indeed have dementia.
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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_by_murder_rate Wiki has a top 50 list but London didn't make the list in 2017. Its mainly South America plus US and South Africa - surprised Chicago didn't make the list.
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    Unfortunately most planned executions this year were stopped or delayed. Children rapist and serial killer Juan Segundo should have been already dead for example. A supposed mental disability does not justify what he did.
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    Article: Dissecting the Bloodthirsty Bliss of Death Metal Fans of this violent music report feelings of transcendence and positive emotions; psychologists want to learn why
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    Maybe if Tiwari would have shagged Laura Harris or Sara Meddings his odds to obit would have increased.
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    Tiwari looks to be another "mentioned fairly regularly in the UK press" name which got no mentions at all when they died this year. But don't worry, some mum somewhere will get cancer and a full article obit...
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    He was a pretty high ranking official, I'm not certain but I think 3rd highest in country (similar to our Secretary of State here in the States), coupled with the tabloid discovery and admission of having an out of wedlock son 30 years earlier now that he was 84, and then marries the mother at 85 or so. Caught on tape in sex scandals as well. Amazing lack on interest in the international community. SC
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    Called it, the boy has outlived the dug. However the truth emerges. Alone in his flat, knob and baws smeared in peanut butter, then "licky licky pooch". https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html Poor fucking dug. And not just for being put down.
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    Death Race 2019 Form Guide #8: Lil Xan Part of the "throw a rock and hit a Soundcloud rapper" initiative of deadpooling that has provided a decent bounty over the past two years, why not take a punt on Redlands, California's finest? In the wake of Mac Miller's death, Xanny Boy announced his retirement from rap music at the grand old age of 22, and followed it up by being hospitalised three weeks later for what he claimed was "eating too many Flamin' Hot Cheetos". It'd be a downer if you missed out on Xan.
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    Deathrace 2019 - Those Rules in Full: 1 - The object of the Deathrace is to be the first contestant to reach 2019 points. 2 - To enter the Deathrace a contestant must have: i: a team of twenty topplers ("topplers" must be at least 18 years old on 1 Jan 2019; but are otherwise unrestricted). ii: Deathlist membership (i.e. be at least a pointless ranter and at most a dedicated Cumbrian corpse hound, or summat) 2a: A player may enter as many team members facing state execution as s/he wants but said picks will only count for deathrace points if they die by means other than state execution - murder, suicide, ill health etc. 3 - Entries close promptly at midnight on 30 December and entry can be made either by sending a team of twenty to MPFC via PM hereabouts and/or by posting a team of twenty on the Deathrace 2019 thread. 4 - Players score points every time a team member dies and accrues an obit (see point 9 below) and the score for each death is calculated as one point for each complete calendar day remaining in 2019 after the death of the team member; so a death on 1 January earns 364 pts, a death on 2 January earns 363 pts etc. 5 - Each team must nominate one member as a joker and the joker scores double points on death. 6 - The winner is the first player to reach or exceed 2019 pts. 7 - In the event that a death or deaths on a specific day push more than one player beyond a winning score the player with the highest overall score will be deemed to be the winner. 8 - In the event that two or more players tie for victory a Deathrace play off will ensue with all potential winners continuing to compete until such time as one potential winner scores more points than any other potential winner (such points continuing to be accrued as per the scoring system described in point 4 above). 9 - An "obit" in the context of the Deathrace is any news report in English from a reliable source. Such sources include - but are not limited to - UK national press, UK national broadcast organisations, foreign press and broadcast organisations with an English language thread to their communication, trade press in English, local news organisations reporting in English and coverage in specialist online sites, such as those monitoring the well-being of super-centenarians. Where dispute arises over the qualifying nature of a news source for obit purposes MPFC's decision is final. But he wants fast and furious competition and is generally very amenable to low hanging dead pool fruit of all varieties. 10 - To qualify for entry purposes team members must be alive at 00-01 hrs on 1 January 2019 or qualify for the Raymond Hewlitt Memorial Exemption (RHME) (see point 11). 11 - In honour of everybody's favourite Maddie-implicated paedo scum a candidate widely believed to be alive on 1 January and subsequently proven to have died previously will be awarded 366 points in the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit subsequently appears for said candidate. In the event that a Deathrace qualifying obit for the candidate is subsequently proven to have existed prior to commencement of the Deathrace all points will be voided. RHME points are only available during competition and in the event that a winner has been declared before discovery of a qualifyiing RHME candidate no revision of the final result will occur. Similarly, if some lucky candidate is awarded RHME points and these points are still in play at the time a winner is declared the points will not subsequently be voided and may - therefore - count towards a championship. All disputes relating to RHME will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 11a - Similarly to pt 11 above, if an obited death occurs during play of the Deathrace and is missed despite MPFC's best efforts to stay in touch and/or the spirited efforts of Deathrace participants and said death is missed in totting up points, after which a winner is declared, then this death will not count for competition purposes. The same is true in the case of a known death gathering a late obit and therefore allowing some other competitor to be declared a winner. All disputes relating to rule 11a will be resolved by the astute judgement of MPFC and there is no appeals procedure (though all sides of opionion are warmly invited to liven up the Deathrace thread by venting their fury). 12 - In the event that Deathlist editing options or other online trickery is discovered to have been employed in the editing of teams, those duly fingered for such cheating will be removed from the Deathrace and banned for life from subsequent entry into Deathraces. 13 - The prize will be awarded as follows: i: Should the winner agree to attend a DLCon with MPFC a double measure of alcholic drinks (pints, wine or spirits) will be supplied by MPFC along with much hearty congratulations and back-slapping. ii: A carefully chosen and appropriate prize will be posted to the winner (such as the DVD copy of the original Deathrace movie supplied to the 2009 champion). iii: MPFC will make a charitable donation to a cause of the winner's choice (as has been the case with four of the five existing winnings of the Deathrace). This course of action is highly encouraged and is known to show dead poolers as something other than the sicko scum many ranters believe us to be. AND FINALLY... A masterlist of entries will be posted after the closing date. MPFC will undertake to update the scoreboard at least once every seven days.
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    DC, First, may you and your family find peace and fond memories at this time. Condolences and R.I.P. to dad. Second, I believe us in exactly the same boat; I was 2 months into my college career when my father died (Oct 1981), and I was 18. I hope you can get through the coming days in whatever you are up to. For me, going to class was not only an outlet but 'what dad would have wanted me to do'.... I'm sure you have something similar as a distraction and a way to honour your relationship. SC
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    When you spend much time here seeing people like Dilip Kumar, Le Duc Anh, Richard Overton, etc. survive infinite hospitalizations you start to think dying must be a very difficult thing to do, you think you have to be very very sick to die. Then something brings you back to reality, where people close to you are well one moment and they are dying a moment later. How is it possible death acts so differently? Well, that's how the World goes. So Unfair. I hope your dad recovers. Take care of yourself.
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    So sorry, Death Clock. I lost my Dad at a young age so I feel your pain. Hoping for the best for you and your Dad.
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    This is truly awful. I lost my mum when I was 9. In someways though you have it worse because you know what is happening as a child the family did try to shield me. I am so sorry.
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    Sadly last night she passed away. She was in a coma for the last couple days so it's not very surprising (again). My dad is absolutely devastated. Rest in Peace GMA.
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    I've been very fortunate that I haven't had to post in this thread yet until now. I get a message from my cousin today asking to call her as she had some sad news. I expected to hear that my uncle who is frail and in his eighties had died, only to be told that it was her older brother who had died. He was 54. I'm shocked more than sad at the moment and worried that my uncle will deteriorate further.
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