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Respect to Joey and Banana For Banana to have 6 dead out of 11 in 18 days and still not be sure they are going to win is just ridiculous. For Joey to have 5 dead out of 11 in 18 days and still need at least 2 more to even have an outside chance is outrageous.

Joey and Banana share more points. Unlucky tie, as Joey has more points than any losing team in history, and is one hit off a score higher than any winning team bar Banana now 2 draws: Quim Reaper is level, but Maryport leads on the Age Difference by about 24 months! So close. Both teams praying for Billy Clayton in complete different ways... Clorox is level with AO Guy. Clorox: Capon 78 Torme 66 = 72 AO Guy: Parrikar 63 Hammer 79 = 71 Again, Allen leads but it could not be closer. And this is another tie only one person has Norwich's finest up and coming terminal ill musician. One last thing, if you want a laugh, my subs list: subs 12. Karen Lewis 13. Berne Torme This happens every fucking year to me! Bah. Round 2 1. Rad Vs. Yorkshire Banker 6-0 2. Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 9-6 3. Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 6-6 4. Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 3-3 5. DDT Vs. Death Impends 15-12 6. The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 3-3 7. Charon Vs. Engineer 3-0 8. Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 3-6 9. Gcreptile Vs. msc 16-9 10. Joey Russ Vs. Banana 15-22 11. Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 7-11 12. Torva Messor Vs Dr T 15-3 13. Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 0-6 14. John Key Vs. Heef 0-3 15. Young Willz Vs. Pedro 0-3 16. The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. 0-0 Anyhow, while we wait out the further twists and turns of the month, why not listen to some soothing music? https://open.spotify.com/artist/1x9RO6NAu3xdqX3BNvz0OM

Looking at some of the above... I reckon Diageo have done well this year.

There's no fucking way that guy is 13...

It was Rad 10-13 Cow from 2018 until today...

She is. Lass has 2 s. Oh stfu En Passant you berk.

Chuck Berry was rollin' over with Beethoven on this day 2 years ago (90).

Why've you gotta be like this ffs?

20 years ago today, Inter Milan drew 1-1 with Manchester United and Hull went down.

The periodic table has a big birthday atm so he'll doubtless ship a fair few dollars in royalties, He's not going anywhere soon.

Well fuck a duck! Capon got a QO! I think this put my No-Obits theme team in line for Player of the fucking Month. What a day! Note for Willz - Saw your post as first new post after posting this, seconds in it - great minds, etc etc.

That's "You're" a waste of space (apostrophe, because it's "you are"). And love you though I do, you're (notice the apostrophe? yes, "you are" again) looking for your (no apostrophe, it's not "you are") weekly ban yourself by attacking folks with ban powers apparently. Ban me, I was bored and went all grammar Nazi.

Someone's put a pic of Tom Lehrer from a few months ago on Instagram.

Doherty himself may not be a bad idea in the near future, as he’s battling prostate cancer...

Twats here I'd bin before I'd dream of suspending him tbh. Besides, he's my friend and everyone needs a U.S address or two for... things Also, I was here at 5 a.m using 200mb of my limited NotW mobile data deleting all the spam threads the other week before anycunt complains I do fuck all. Anyway. Happy St. Patrick's Day y'all. I was treated to strawberries and cream amongst other things so result

God, you really are a creep. We don’t take any pride in babies dying. Maybe you do.

Jim Bowen got his bus fare home on this day last year, aged 80.

Andy Gibb, off of 70s teen idols, threw it all away on this day 31 years ago, aged 30.

Kane Tanaka recognised by Guinness World Records as of today. http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2019/3/worlds-oldest-person-confirmed-as-116-year-old-kane-tanaka-from-japan https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-47508517/oldest-living-person-kane-tanaka-celebrates-getting-the-guinness-world-record

The last strike for Joe DiMaggio on this day 20 years ago, aged 84.

That's 3 kilometers from where i live. I use to take that tram when i lived closer to there. So i have been following it all day, also heard helicopters fly over most of the day. My girlfriend was even 200 meters from where he and his car where found. Still quite shocked that this happened so close to me (i recognised all the locations shown on tv).

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47611811 Shooting in Utrecht in the Netherlands, someone opened fire on a tram. No clue re: umbers/severity of victims at the moment.

Dick Dale dead...

Report of the death of David White, founding member of Danny and the Juniors, wrote or co-wrote Rock N Roll Is Here To Stay, You Don't Own Me and the inimitable At The Hop.