The Lone Ranger, the masked Texas Ranger who fought outlaws in the American Old West with his loyal Native American side-kick, Tonto, had been surrounded by 100 blood-thirsty Sioux. "My God, they're way too many. After all these years, I'm scared! I'm out of ammo and all we've got is your knife. Tonto, you're my old friend. We've been through hard times before. That's why we completely trust each other. We'd never let each other down. So what on earth are we going to do this time?"
Tonto smiled briefly, drew his scalping knife and said: "What do you mean by we, paleface?"