Welcome to the 9th annual Hares Death Pool.
As another year winds down, and the 2021 Hares Death Pool hots up, its time to start looking ahead to next years event. Since Deathray does not appear to have been granted clemency by the Mods to rejoin the site and reclaim his game, I will be taking on the task for another year. As always, should Deathers return and express a wish to take over, the game will be handed back.
We have had an impressive number of 43 teams for the past 3 years (with a little cheating last year!), and we are hoping to exceed that target this year. It’s the easiest of pools to enter- pretty much anything goes. Old or young, massively famous or fairly obscure, domestic or from the far-flung reaches of the globe. Just chuck together a team and send it in. They just have to die, and they have to take their bloody time about doing it.
The rules are published below. They are pretty much the same as every other year, but your attention is drawn to a couple of points.
Firstly, the criteria for fame is being tightened up a little, while still allowing for the vast array of obscure overseas picks that liven up this pool. But if you want to have a high-school tiddlywinks coach on your team, they better be a hall-of-fame high-school tiddlywinks coach. And if you want a cancer-mum, they better have done a little more than cried a few times to the Daily Mail.
Secondly, and importantly, I will not be spending much time (or indeed any time) clarifying who a player meant with a pick, as Deathers was always so good at in the past. A quick Google search is all they are getting, and I will then assign the pick in accordance with the rules. So, make sure that they are spelled correctly, put a brief description in brackets if necessary, and feel free to add a link if they are particularly obscure. Otherwise, you have no-one to blame but yourself.
SEND YOUR TEAM TO ME BY PM, OR POST IT UP ON THIS THREAD. NO OTHER METHODS OF ENTRY ARE ACCEPTED.
To make life a little easier on me, you are kindly asked to enter your team in the following format.
· List picks in alphabetical order of first name.
· Do not put numbers in front of the name.
· Put description in brackets after name
· Mark one pick as a Joker (or wildcard- I’m not getting into that discussion again!)
I will accept entries that are not in this format. However you may be subject to a torrent of abuse of Deathray-ian proportions.
Best of luck to you all.