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Following on from the Ideas and Possibilities thread, Steve Harley of Cockney Rebel fame has a 'nasty' cancer. https://m.facebook.com/profile.php/?id=100058063000040 All tour dates cancelled. Famous enough in my opinion without being lumped into a generic music thread.

Yes, around 85,999,999,990 neurones.

Austrian Painter, performance artist, and co-founder of the controversial Viennese Actionism movement Günter Brus, died at 85 years: https://www.bazonline.ch/praegende-figur-des-wiener-aktionismus-skandalkuenstler-guenter-brus-gestorben-176355212641 He was sentenced to a prison term for his shocking, revolutionary performance "art and revolution" at the University of Vienna in which he sang the Austrian National Anthem while masturbating. He was also recipient of the Grand Austrian State Prize in 1997 and foremost figure of the NO!Art movement.

Toby Keith six feet blunder 2+1 Zsa Zsa's leg 0+1 Prophet 4+1 ThereWillBeDeaths7 2+1 ladyfiona 3+1 John Key 2+1 The Immortal 6+1 theoldlady 2+1 Charles De Gaulle 0+1 MariNisia 3+1 Death Duke 3+1 Philip 3+1 Book 5+1 @max_bossetti 3rd sub Nick 3+1 Wannamaker 3+1 Sean 3+1 LizLemon 2+1 Joltin Joe 2+1 Salmon Mousse 2+1 The Old Crem 3+1 Perhaps 2+1 Dries Van Agt @Prophet 2nd sub The Immortal 7+1 Wannamaker 4+1 Seiji Ozawa max_bossetti 5+1 Captain Chorizo 5+1 Scoreboard The Immortal 8/50 gcreptile 6/50 CaptainChorizo 6/50 Max_bossetti 6/50 Book 6/50 Prophet 5/50 Wannamaker 5/50 jonnythegamemaster 4/50 Torva Messor 4/50 Thatcher 4/50 Imelda 4/50 BuffaloPhil 4/50 Nick 4/50 ladyfiona 4/50 Death Duke 4/50 MariNisia 4/50 Philip 4/50 The Old Crem 4/50 Sean 4/50 Main Deathlist 3/50 Steve 3/50 markb4 3/50 The Daredevil 3/50 dimreaper 3/50 St3ve 3/50 DeathBecomesThem 3/50 MrShadrak 3/50 six feet blunder 3/50 ThereWillBeDeaths7 3/50 Perhaps 3/50 LizLemon 3/50 Joltin Joe 3/50 John Key 3/50 theoldlady 3/50 Salmon Mousse 3/50 livingbygrace 2/50 polar duck 2/50 Etushispushingupdaisies 2/50 LWCZ 2/50 Grimgrass 2/50 Bibliogryphon 2/50 TQR 2/50 Diego 2/50 Khthonia 2/50 Windsor 2/50 Chalres De Gaulle 2/50 Superstar 2/50 Brad252 1/50 Earl 1/50 Hell 1/50 Morrisey 1/50 Heiheiheihei 1/50 Redrumours 1/50 Zsa Zsa's leg 1/50 Charles De Gaulle 1/50 Pop_Zeus 0/50 Trome 0/50 Gooseberry Crumble 0/50 Arghton 0/50 Kissofdeath 0/50 Johnnas 0/50 Tomtomtelekom 0/50 Nasquacker 0/50

Won’t upload pics without 5g and and clear head but I absolutely love Darling Harbour in Sydney. Chinese New Year celebrations yesterday were spectacular as is the rooftop bar we’re sat in right now. Homeward bound on Tues which is frankly gutting but it means I won’t we boring your cunts off with pics anymore so there’s a bonus. NZ is utterly fucking gorgeous as ever and Aus…well, I’m trying to work on convincing OH that the UK is dead and we should emigrate. Please wish me luck.

11/Feb/2024 64 Sophie Ellis-Bextor — Murder On The Dancefloor +4 45 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 36 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 35 Daft Punk — One More Time 34 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids 29 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 28 Sonique — Sky 26 S Club 7 — Reach -4 25 Moloko — The Time Is Now 20 Samantha Mumba — Gotta Tell You 19 Zombie Nation — Kernkraft 400 18 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast 18 Mis-Teeq — All I Want 17 Outkast — Ms. Jackson 16 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 00 Destiny’s Child — Bootylicious -2

11/02/2024  64 Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor 45 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 38 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids 35 Daft Punk — One More Time 33 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 28 Sonique — Sky 27 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 25 Moloko — The Time Is Now 24 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This +4 22 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast 19 Zombie Nation — Kernkraft 400 18 Mis-Teeq — All I Want 18 S Club 7 — Reach 17 Outkast — Ms. Jackson 1 Samantha Mumba — Gotta Tell You -6

11/02/2024 64 Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor 45 Wheatus — Teenage Dirtbag 38 Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue — Kids 35 Daft Punk — One More Time 33 The Supermen Lovers & Mani Hoffman — Starlight 28 Sonique — Sky 27 U2 — Stuck In A Moment You Can’t Get Out Of 25 Moloko — The Time Is Now 22 Artful Dodger & Romina Johnson — Movin’ Too Fast 20 Kylie Minogue — On A Night Like This 19 Zombie Nation — Kernkraft 400 18 Mis-Teeq — All I Want 18 S Club 7 — Reach 17 Outkast — Ms. Jackson +4 7 Samantha Mumba — Gotta Tell You -6 Fighting a losing battle here, I sense

That's the most important Italian sports journal. The same author already announced dead in 2021 Tommy Robb, while he is still alive. Should be fired.

Pope Paschal I died on this day 1200 years ago, aged 49. - Born around the year 775, Paschal was part of the ancient Massimo family (reportedly descendants of the Roman Maximus family), and his parents' names were Bonosus and Theodora. - During the reign of Pope Leo III, Leo would entrust Paschal with caring for pilgrims visiting the Vatican. Leo would also anoint him as a cardinal. - Paschal would be elected pope in 817 after the death of Pope Stephen IV, and his election took just one day- without the approval of Louis the Pious (the Holy Roman Emperor). Paschal himself apologized for the hasty election. - Paschal's reign is best known for the restoration of several basilicas in Rome, and mosaics of Paschal would be made in these buildings. He would also help construct additions to other places of worship. - Paschal would also suppress a revolt against papal authority in northern Italy, in which two of its leaders were killed. Emperor Lothair I ordered an investigation into the matter, which Paschal refused to cooperate in, and Lothair's father and co-emperor (the aforementioned Louis) soon dropped it. - Paschal died after a seven-year papacy. His successor was Pope Eugene II.

Matt Forde can’t walk or shit after surgery but he’s otherwise recovering fine.

Italian news site reporting the death of Aussie world champion motorcycle road racer Kel Carruthers (wiki) aged 86. Outright denial from a family member here insisting he isn't even sick. It's 2024. Nobody dies!

Is it some sort of weird cosmic joke that, as they age, Jon Culshaw and Rory Bremner are turning into the same person?

Here we go... Political git, Kate Garraway squeeze, and COVID hanger-on Derek Draper was the token name to be super ill at the last minute and then make an early exit. As it was due to a massive heart attack rather than end stage cancer, he was more of a gamble than Gary Burgess or Gianluca Vialli, but most of his pickers went high with some variance. Also, extra .19 points as his death was COVID complications, even for his sub picker, because why not. BabyBlue, Banana, Perhaps, Sean, Torva Messor, YorkshireBanker 50.19 points. drol and theoldlady 45.19. Book and Imelda 40.19. ladyfiona and Pedro67 35.19. Captain Hemlock and Thatcher 30.19. Funeralopolis 25.19. Prophet 20.19. Hell 10.19 The Unknown Man 5.19. John Key sub 25.19. Five votes for Glynis Johns! The beloved Mary Poppins mum also had panto on her CV. chilean way and diego get 49 points (35 base + 14 bonus), Grimgrass and livingbygrace 42 (30 + 12), and markb4 35 (25 + 10). And the DeathList hit trio was rounded off with football legend Franz Beckenbauer. Der Kaiser ushers in a reign for Imelda of 21 points (15 base + 6 bonus), alongside Grimgrass hitting the first sub for 25 points. Another name who was circling the drain around New Year's was director/Kate Beckinsdale stepdad Roy Battersby. Like Beckenbauer, he was unique by virtue of being only on one main team, despite being another team's sub. RadGuy is the big winner with 56 points (40 base + 16 bonus) while Thatcher also moves onward with 25 sub points. As the last surviving cast member of the earliest non-Lucy US sitcom to still have a pop cultural footprint, Honeymooner Joyce Randolph had been a great WTF still alive deadpooling pick for ages. She went bang, zoom, straight to two subs benches - MariNisia and markb4 pow 25 points. We go from a 50s sitcom star to a YouTube star. Deadpooling really gets around sometimes. Snake-hassler Brian Barczyk slithers four teams up the scoreboard - Perhaps by 35, DevonDeathTrip 30, Banana and gcreptile 25. Venerated film director Norman Jewison wasn't terribly popular in deadpooling for a 97-year old of his stature, perhaps in part due to many assessing him a likely centenarian. I mean, he was a Norman - Lear made 101, Lloyd made 106, Tebbit is currently 666. One team that defied the norms was markb4, who accrues 21 points (15 base + 6 bonus). Sometimes, the celebrity death who defines the year happens very early on. Take Bowie, for instance. Indeed, even if tomorrow we lost Jimmy Carter, Pope Francis, and King Charles, we'd still remember 2024 as the year where legendary councillor Jason Smith died. Curiously, all he got was local BBC press, but it was all that was needed for HPDP pointery. Banana gains 45 points, Book, maryportfuncity, and Perhaps 35, and An Fear Beag and gcreptile 30. Footballer Stuart Gray was another of the DDP canon to leave early. The cholangiocarcinoma-afflicted full-back found himself on 6 HPDP teams, gaining Etushispushingupdaisies 50 points, wannamaker 40, Banana and justonecornetto 30, Perhaps 20, and msc 10. The last of this jam-packed January was popular Broadway actress Chita Rivera. She was on the subs bench of MalePoster, who dances to the tune of 25 points. And phew, the January scoreboard. Everpresent Banana takes an early lead with Perhaps nipping at his heels, but it's still very early days. 1. Banana 150 2. Perhaps 140.19 3. markb4 81 4. Book 75.19 5. Grimgrass 67 6. Imelda 61.19 7. RadGuy 56 8. gcreptile 55.47 9. Thatcher 55.19 =10. BabyBlue 50.19 =10. Sean 50.19 =10. Torva Messor 50.19 =10. YorkshireBanker 50.19 14. Etushispushingupdaisies 50 =15. chilean way 49 =15. diego 49 =17. drol 45.19 =17. theoldlady 45.19 19. livingbygrace 42 20. wannamaker 40 =21. ladyfiona 35.19 =21. Pedro67 35.19 23. maryportfuncity 35 24. Captain Hemlock 30.19 =25. An Fear Beag 30 =25. DevonDeathTrip 30 =25. justonecornetto 30 =28. Funeralopolis 25.19 =28. John Key 25.19 =30. MalePoster 25 =30. MariNisia 25 32. Prophet 20.19 33. Hell 10.19 34. msc 10 35. The Unknown Man 5.19 36. DeathByArsenic 0.98 37. CaptainChorizo 0.84 =38. Everyone else 0

A blessing for the rest of us.

Reading between the lines he seems to have lost the ability to speak, so I presume it was a massive stroke. Seems rather a miracle he survived. At 95 and in those conditions he is surely on his way out anyway.

Noam Chomsky's long-time MIT assistant, Bev Stohl, recently posted an update on Reddit. The main takeaway is that he suffered a medical event last June and has been recovering since. We'll apparently know more about his prognosis soon. The wording (e.g., "He's still with us") isn't great, but it doesn't sound like his death is imminent, either.

Congratulations, @DoorSlammer! 1924 Khamtai Siphandone / Ella Jenkins 1925 Calvin Tomkins / Ruth Slenczynska 1926 Philip Springer / Irene Camber 1927 Arthur Cohn / Geneviève Page 1928 Noam Chomsky / Ethel Kennedy 1929 Len Deighton / Joan Plowright 1930 Thomas Patten Stafford / Joanne Woodward 1931 Norman Tebbit / Alice Munro 1932 Tep Vong / Naina Yeltsina 1933 Alexander Mitta / Barrie Chase

Biden is not fit to serve. He is showing signs of dementia and not even that early-stage.

Rev. Violet Mark, DL Cup final pick in 2018 and Welsh missionary died back in November at 85. (She did receive an India Times obituary at the time, but her death was, if I can trust the forum search function, never mentioned on the DL Forums)

German actor Achim Benning (Wiki) dead at 89

Austrian authors dropping like flies: Ilse Helbich, who published her last novel shortly before her 100th birthday last fall: https://wien.orf.at/stories/3242370/ And Alfred Komarek, author of the Polt series, among others: https://noe.orf.at/stories/3242448/