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His Englshit has improved dramatically.

And he did write a book....

Was at World Series 5, but it was 43 who made the first pitch. Here are some pictures:

Ooh I don't know. The Czech Republic would give them a run for their money...

Doing teenage boys with a strap-on perhaps??????

As someone less than familiar with her work can anyone enlighten me as to what she was doing - aged 34 - in the indisputably classic "Eight Teens take it up the Ass" in 2012?

What 300 years? No such thing. Time is an illusion. I didn't say that first. Einstein did. In his final years he realized that his relativity theory correctly describes Maya of the Hindus, the universe that isn't real. Only quantum physics describes Brahman, the real universe. Einstein's theory describes the illusion of space and time in perfect detail. There's no space around us. Scifi writer Philip K. Dick wrote of his stories: "In my writing I even question the universe; I wonder out loud if it is real, and I wonder out loud if all of us are real." So time isn't real, the universe isn't real, none of us are real and death isn't real because only real beings can become unreal by death. You are the immortal metaphysical walrus. So am I. A long "time" ago I did some stupid beginner's experiments to figure out my existence. Not even that. I think I was just watching the 1994 World Cup, in my usual way, dumb as a duck. Ronaldo (not Christian) and Bebinho. Then I saw a dream. I was in a library in which there were wall paintings. They described history and were in serious need of cleaning. So I started to clean them like Mr Bean in that movie. To my horror they started to came off and I woke up. You see, we are Brahman, the library. The walrus. You are not a cartoon, a real, deteriorating wall painting moving in real Einsteinian time. You aren't Mr Bean. There's no time. I would like to write a book but there's no market because everyone is interested only in the latest smartphone, football, stock market, the personal pension plan, our pursuit to survive three weeks longer than the others, cheating "the others" and celebrity gossip and the Royal (UK) Family. Now wasn't that Diana's death really tragic... What I am trying to say is that I am the Walrus. Come together as the Beatles. Join together as the Who. Who am I? asked Ramana Maharshi. The only possible answer is: I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together... When we are all together, all that remains is the everlasting 1967 Summer of Love. I am Sgt Pepper. 1967 (1+9+6+7) sums up to 23 which is the Pythagorean master number of all numbers. In the Kabbalah 23 is the number of Jesus and Jesus is love. It was no accident that The Beatles came from Liverpool which means literally "The Pool of Life" since liver ("lifer, the one who sustains life") is traditionally considered the organ of life. Ringo first drummed with the Beatles on 22 February 1962 when all seven classical planets (stars e.g. starrs, or ringo starrs) were the first time in 2000 years in conjunction in Aquarius. Remember. 1967 was the time of the Aquarius (Hair). C.G:Jung had once a vivid dream in which he visited Liverpool and understood that Liverpool is the pool of life. Years later Jung experienced a marvellous NDE on 4/4/1944 (please notice the four 4's) What you can do is to wear a white T-shirt with number 23 printed on big red letters. According to Pythagoras, everything is number. Read the news. We are currently fighting a war against ourselves i.e. the Self. We are going to win and the Fantastic Four will again be the One as before the illusory Big Bang. The 4 will be as 1. (You won't believe this but my current street address is Malt Street 4 as 1. That must mean something. The Beatles symbolized the four classical grains (rye, barley, wheat and oats), e.g. the four interactions of physics (electromagnetism, gravity, weak and strong interaction) which were separated in the illusion of Big Bang. They are now germinating and will be again The One. We will no longer be pop corn that exploded in the Big Bang. We will be unpopped corn.) Malt is germinated cereal grains that have been dried in a process known as "malting". All of us have been dried in a process known as "malting". Now let's come together and make the ultimate whisky that never runs out!

Twentieth Leaderboard 2017: (*=Joker) 1st: Grim Up North - 2377 Points [14/25] (Wetton; Westhuizen; Coward; Skellern; Morano; Christie; Fawkes; Campbell; Forsyth; Meads; Booth; Dawn; Downie; Berkowitz) 2nd: Shaun Of The Dead/Sean - 2169 Points [12/25] (Hollingworth; Skellern; Kaufman; Noakes; Sallis; Christie; Meads; Hall; Bettencourt; Booth; Downie; Berkowitz) 3rd: The Unknown Man - 2035 Points [10/25] (Wetton; Noakes; Christie; Kohl; Campbell; Meads; Lewis; Booth; Downie; Berkowitz) 4th: The Dead Cow - 1987 Points [12/25] (Sarstedt; D. Carrington; Westhuizen; Skellern; Morano; Sallis; *Van-Zandvliet; Campbell; Hall; Zazu; Booth; Downie) 5th: JoeyRuss - 1854 Points [13/25] (Snuka; *Wetton; Westhuizen; Langhorne; Morano; Pirsig; Bayldon; Allman; Sallis; Campbell; Kristal; Booth; Downie) 6th: Death Impends - 1656 Points [13/25] (Youguang; Nakamura; Hale; D. Carrington; Corey; Skellern; Rockefeller; Sallis; Hart; Forsyth; Bettencourt; Downie; Darrieux) 7th: msc - 1611 Points [14/25] (Snuka; B. Simpson; McGill; Wetton; Coward; Skellern; Hewlett; Lakovic; Sallis; Christie; Van-Zandvliet; Meads; Bradley; Downie) 8th: Toast - 1583 Points [10/25] (Sims; Westhuizen; Sumner; Coward; McGuinness; Sallis; Campbell; *Forsyth; Hall; Dotrice) 9th: JiroemonKimura - 1478 Points [10/25] (*Snuka; Cordero; Mohren; Skellern; Christie; Hofer; Del Rio; Campbell; Bradley; Downie) 10th: Sir Creep - 1476 Points [12/25] (Soares; McGiffin; Wetton; Skellern; Morano; Lakovic; Carey; Christie; Van-Zandvliet; Campbell; Meads; Qureshi) 11th: gcreptile - 1380 Points [11/25] (Hollingworth; Youguang; Snuka; Mohren; Rockefeller; Morano; Kaiser; Kristal; Zazu; Brown; Ruzickova) 12th: drol - 1284 Points [9/25] (Soares; *Snuka; Bossom; Clifton James; Sallis; Hart; Campbell; Darc; Dotrice) 13th: Book - 1120 Points [7/25] (Sarstedt; Tyler-Moore; Kohl; Bergmann; Campbell; Wain; Hefner) 14th: Deathers - 1054 Points [7/25] (Westhuizen; Kaufman; Berry; Morano; Campbell; Dawn; Domino) 15th: Rotten Ali - 840 Points [6/25] (Hurt; Wetton; Christie; Kohl; Blazer; Booth) 16th: Pedro67 - 766 Points [5/25] (Skellern; Walcott; Sallis; Lewis; LaMotta) 17th: Whoaml - 714 Points [7/25] (Sarstedt; Hale; Westhuizen; Berry; Rockefeller; Lewis; LaMotta) 18th: RadGuy/Phantom Of The Midway - 713 Points [7/25] (Snuka; Tyler-Moore; Westhuizen; Morano; Sallis; Christie; Kristal) 19th: Captain Chorizo - 684 Points [5/25] (Hollingworth; Suzuki; Morano; Darc; Downie) 20th: Widows Peak - 458 Points [1/25] (*Forsyth) 21st: YoungWillz - 376 Points [3/25] (*Snuka; Bayldon; Campbell) 22nd: Bibliogryphon - 375 Points [4/25] (Dalyell; McCowen; *Freeman; Norman) 23rd: ImNotHades - 307 Points [2/25] (Fresco; Sarosy) 24th: Rockhopper penguin - 223 Points [3/25] (Westhuizen; Berry; Dreyfus)

In a strange coincide, his charecter was shown in a tribute video for classmates who died in the 2014 Veronica Mars reunion movie

Form Guide #4 -Franco Zeffirelli The Knighted Director was too ill to travel from Rome to his hometown of Florence earlier in the year for the opening of a museum named after him, a demise in 2018 seems highly probable. Before high speed porn or being allowed to watch R-Rated movies, his 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet was a must watch for generations of young lads courtesy of Olivia Hussey's cleavage .

Ah, you were almost believable until Englshit.

That idea has legs fins

So, some low budget horror director is already concocting a plot that involves Brady's ashes, the radioactive effluent from Sellafield and a Brady-Hulk emerging from those icy waters to give it a little of the no more Mr Nice Guy routine in Manchester.

On this day in 1957, Laika became the first Earthling to visit space. Unfortunately, the 3-year old dog didn't survive the journey.

Brad Bufanda, best known for Veronica Mars, tops himself at 34. http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/brad-bufanda-dead-34-veronica-11463022 Also Malcolm In The Middle and Roseanne, amongst other shows.. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Bufanda IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0119317/

Jonathan Harris became lost in space on this day 15 years ago, aged 87.

Cremated and put in a biogradable urn in the Irish Sea. Cue much wailing and knashing on ITV Granada Reports Facebook page about it turning into a tourist spot at Liverpool marina. One post said that they won’t let their children play in the Irish Sea with the ashes of Brady. clearly they’ve never been to Blackpool to swim .I’d say the ashes would be the least of their problems....

Harry, they laugh on webcams tooooooo. Keep the rum, but try and bulk up a bit. The dames won't laugh at you then. Well... Aye.........

You’re holding msc captive? That’s disturbing to think about...

A Phillips relapse gamble is of course the most obvious Mackenzie pick.

Death Race Form Guide #12 Whether you like him or not, there's no denying that Robin Williams is an absolute legend who is known for a lot of things. Some people know him for hits such as "Wichita Lineman" or "It's Beginning To Look a Lot Like Christmas", while others may recognize him as a guitarist for rock legends AC/DC. Outside of music, he has also had his fair share of acting roles, with some of his legendary performances including his role as Paul Kersey in Death Wish, Scotty in Star Trek, Penguin in the Batman TV shows, and astronaut George Taylor in Planet of the Apes, as well as being the voice of Shaggy in Scooby Doo. Perhaps most notably he refused to give up his seat to another white person, and it's because of this he became the 40th President of the United States 25 years later. In short, he may have had more achievements in life then any other person, well, apart from Javier Perez de Cuellar...

While studying Romeo and Juliet this afternoon, I noticed that the director of the 1968 movie version, Franco Zeffirelli, is still alive at the age of 93. I'd say he'd likely get an obit from at least one major paper.

Alexander Thynn, the 7th Marquess of Bath will be 85 this year. One to watch. Wessex Regionalist and former hereditary peer. As well as regularly appearing on BBC show Animal Park which ran from 2000 to 2009. Famously decorated the house with karma sutra paintings and has seventy wifelets. An eccentric by any standards, and a potential for next year?

Edward Woowoo.. Edit, I know he's dead, bit that didn't stop them executing Cromwell.