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Good spot, ZZL. Next year Drop 40 and DL pick , because pregnancy is one of those illnesses no one has ever survived.

Seventeenth Leaderboard 2017: (*=Joker) 1st: Sir Creep - 1476 Points [12/25] (Soares; McGiffin; Wetton; Skellern; Morano; Lakovic; Carey; Christie; Van-Zandvliet; Campbell; Meads; Qureshi) 2nd: The Dead Cow - 1431 Points [10/25] (Sarstedt; D. Carrington; Westhuizen; Skellern; Morano; Sallis; *Van-Zandvliet; Campbell; Hall; Zazu) 3rd: Shaun Of The Dead/Sean - 1319 Points [9/25] (Hollingworth; Skellern; Kaufman; Noakes; Sallis; Christie; Meads; Hall; Bettencourt) 4th: JoeyRuss - 1298 Points [11/25] (Snuka; *Wetton; Westhuizen; Langhorne; Morano; Pirsig; Bayldon; Allman; Sallis; Campbell; Kristal) 5th: Toast - 1295 Points [9/25] (Sims; Westhuizen; Sumner; Coward; McGuinness; Sallis; Campbell; *Forsyth; Hall) 6th: Grim Up North - 1260 Points [10/25] (Wetton; Westhuizen; Coward; Skellern; Morano; Christie; Fawkes; Campbell; Forsyth; Meads) 7th: The Unknown Man - 1185 Points [7/25] (Wetton; Noakes; Christie; Kohl; Campbell; Meads; Lewis) 8th: gcreptile - 1111 Points [10/25] (Hollingworth; Youguang; Snuka; Mohren; Rockefeller; Morano; Kaiser; Kristal; Zazu; Brown) 9th: Death Impends - 1077 Points [11/25] (Youguang; Nakamura; Hale; D. Carrington; Corey; Skellern; Rockefeller; Sallis; Hart; Forsyth; Bettencourt) 10th: msc - 1057 Points [12/25] (Snuka; B. Simpson; McGill; Wetton; Coward; Skellern; Hewlett; Lakovic; Sallis; Christie; Van-Zandvliet; Meads) 11th: drol - 996 Points [8/25] (Soares; *Snuka; Bossom; Clifton James; Sallis; Hart; Campbell; Darc) 12th: JiroemonKimura - 924 Points [8/25] (*Snuka; Cordero; Mohren; Skellern; Christie; Hofer; Del Rio; Campbell) 13th: Book - 851 Points [6/25] (Sarstedt; Tyler-Moore; Kohl; Bergmann; Campbell; Wain) 14th: Pedro67 - 766 Points [5/25] (Skellern; Walcott; Sallis; Lewis; LaMotta) 15th: Whoaml - 714 Points [7/25] (Sarstedt; Hale; Westhuizen; Berry; Rockefeller; Lewis; LaMotta) 16th: RadGuy/Phantom Of The Midway - 713 Points [7/25] (Snuka; Tyler-Moore; Westhuizen; Morano; Sallis; Christie; Kristal) 17th: Rotten Ali - 573 Points [5/25] (Hurt; Wetton; Christie; Kohl; Blazer) 18th: Deathers - 491 Points [5/25] (Westhuizen; Kaufman; Berry; Morano; Campbell) 19th: Widows Peak - 458 Points [1/25] (*Forsyth) 20th: Captain Chorizo - 395 Points [4/25] (Hollingworth; Suzuki; Morano; Darc) 21st: YoungWillz - 376 Points [3/25] (*Snuka; Bayldon; Campbell) 22nd: Bibliogryphon - 375 Points [4/25] (Dalyell; McCowen; *Freeman; Norman) 23rd: ImNotHades - 307 Points [2/25] (Fresco; Sarosy) 24th: Rockhopper penguin - 223 Points [3/25] (Westhuizen; Berry; Dreyfus)

Delightful naivety from ZZL here in thinking Kylie Jenner is actually pregnant, and won't just be wearing a fat suit for nine months while some poor schmuck carries the baby for her.

Oh, if you must... Old(ish) folk who seem Deathlisty (but haven't been on it): 1917 –Diana Athill 1919 –James Lovelock, 1920 – Michael Anderson (Dam Busters)), Liam Cosgrave, John Paul Stevens, 1921 – Grand Duke Jean of Luxembourg, Carol Channing,Monty Hall 1922 – Lyndon LaRouche, George Blake, 1923 –Roy Dotrice, Glynis Johns, Franco Zeffirelli, Gen. Chuck Yeager, Judith Kerr, Freeman Dyson, Edwin Bramall, Sumner Redstone, 1924 –Eve Marie Saint, William Russell, Christopher Tolkein, Kenneth Kaunda, Tony Britton, Gloria Vanderbilt 1925–David Graham, Barbara Bush, June Whitfield, George A Cooper, Jacques Delors, Bernard Hepton, Mikis Theodorakis, Richard Baker 1926 –, David Attenborough, Mel Brooks, Gudrun Ure, Valery D’Estang, Roger Corman, Stanley Baxter, Glyn Houston, Norman Jewison, Alan Greenspan, Leonard Fenton, Charlotte Rae 1927 – Sidney Poitier, Hubert de Givenchy, Harry Belafonte, Rosalyn Carter, Albert Uderzo, Fenella Fielding, Geoffrey Palmer, June Brown, Ken Dodd, Freddie Jones, Barron Hilton, Jerry Stiller 1928 – Walter Mondale, Desmond Morris, Jim Lovell, Tom Lehrer, Burt Bacharach,, Hans Blix, Ennio Morricone, Noam Chomsky, Mark Eden, Frank Borman, Bernard Cribbins, Tommy Docherty, James Watson, Peter Wyngarde, Peter Firmin, Jean-Marie le Pen, Berry gordy, Monty Norman, 1929 – Patricia Routledge, Len Deighton, Sir Roger Bannister, Max von Sydow, Joseph Jackson, Bob Newhart, Barbara Walters, Bob Hawke, Imelda Marcos,, Stirling Moss, Winnie Ewing, Christopher Plummer, Mohammed Al-Fayed, Betty Boothroyd, Stuart Hall, Peter Higgs, John Nettleton, Rip Torn, Joan Plowright, John Woodvine, Vera Miles, Lennart Johansson, PJ Hammond 1930 – Tippi Hedren, Buzz Aldrin, Gene Hackman, Robert Wagner, Rolf Harris, Clint Eastwood, Ross Perot, Bernie Ecclestone, Warren Buffett, Sister Wendy Beckett, Douglas Hurd, Shirley Williams, Windsor Davies, George Soros, Eileen Derbyshire, Andre previn, Sandra Day O’Connor, 1931 – Robert Duvall, James Earl Jones, Don King, Mikhail Gorbachev, Rupert Murdoch, William Shatner, Norman Tebbit, Jackie Mason, Kenneth Cope, Mario Zagallo, Regis Philbin, Ian Holm, John le Carre, William Goldman, Lionel Blair,Ken Bates, Raul Castro, Michael Lonsdale, Virginia McKenna, Billy Bingham, Brian Glanville, Claire Bloom 1932 –Piper Laurie, Williams, Dennis Skinner ,Bill Roache, Donald Rumsfeld ,Petula Clark, Little Richard, Roy Hattersley,Nigel Lawson, Des O’Connor, Bernard Ingham, 1933– Kim Novak, Yoko Ono, Duchess of Kent, Michael Caine, Ruth Ginsburg, Philip Roth, Willie Nelson, Sian Philips, Joan Collins, Joan Bakewell, Cormac McCarthy, Julie Newmar, Roman Polanski, David McCallum, Michael Hesseltine, Michael Aspel, David Bellamy, Dickie Bird, Derek Martin, Dame Elizabeth Butler-Sloss, Biddy Baxter, Quincy Jones, Dickie Davies, Ron Saunders 1934: Tom Baker, Barry Humphries, Ralph Nader, Annette Crosbie, Shirley MacLaine, Charles Manson, Alan Bennett, Richard Chamberlain, Russ Tamblyn, Eileen Atkins, Jean Marsh, Jonathan Miller, Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Giorgio Armani, George Chakiris, Albert II, Slyvia Sims, Timothy West, Wendy Craig, Jane Goodall, Gloria Steinem, Pat Boone, John Standing, 1935: Julian Glover, Derren Nesbitt, Erich von Daniken, Donald Sutherland, Ron Paul, Jerry Lee Lewis, Julie Andrews, Johnny Mathis, Woody Allen, Jack Charlton, William Freidkin, Topol, Michael Jayston, James Bolam, Johnny Briggs, duke of kent, Barry Cryer, Mahmoud Abbas, Melvyn Hayes, Bamber Gascoigne, Jim Dale, Mary Berry, Michael Eavis, Dalai Lama, 1936 – Alan Alda, Clive Swift, Dean Stockwell, Sepp Blatter, Ursula Andress, FW de Klerk, Engelbert Humperdinck, Albert Finney, Ken Loach, Kris Kirstofferson, Richard Wilson, Robert Redford, John McCain, Dick Cavett, Joe Don Baker, James Burke, Winnie Mandela, Diana Rigg, Bill Wyman, Brian Blessed, Tommy Steele, Uwe Seeler, Glenda Jackson, Pope Francis.

Tax-dodging minimum wage paying multinational with drivers who rely solely on satnavs vs Cockney Wanker-esque racists who know the correct route but drive you three miles extra while pushing the meter up. Also all black cab drivers are police informants.

I was married to a nun. Nun in the morning, nun at noon, and nun at night.

I see. So for South Florida, he was the Beatles' .... rickshaw.

My conscious is in that seagull on the right.

The problem is, a "bipartisan" health care bill would likely be an uneasy compromise that no one really likes and one that both sides would soon change if they get the opportunity (a 'qualified' majority that lets them ignore dissenters like McCain). The two sides want very different things from a bill, with the GOP prioritizing cost savings above anything else (with their leaders asking stupid, demagogic questions like 'Why do the healthy need to pay for the people who are sick'?), and the Dems not really eager to reduce Obamacare's coverage/scope. 3 years for an 80 year-old with glioblastoma is an incredibly long time. Maybe not impossible but unlikely.

Is these days...

Two utter sex kittens were on it that day then

Because it was quicker and less of a ballache than getting two trains, and cheaper than a taxi. I'm certainly not 'compliant', if by that you mean I do what I'm told - the old man was more than happy with the other options but I selflessly put aside my fears because I'm an awesome girlfriend. Fuck, that's shit news, and very young! Hope he will soon be on the mend

He's 75, old enough. Lol

Or maybe not? The link is gone. Weird...

I wouldnt put money on it.

So he was lying about his health in the 12th death of 2017 thread. God damn it...

They should have made a farm version of 15 to 1. One white guy and 14 black guys and see who can win da farm.

Meh, I used to pick her in a couple of pools, but got bored of her/her case, and forgot about her this year. Surely, Sumner Redstone is going to follow soon.

If he dies in Barnsley it may be some time before the rest of the World gets to hear about it.

Sorry Old Lady. That would be my fault. I updated the word filter to substitute the word Muslim to halibut when one of our members (can't believe I've forgotten his name) was going on a tirade of abuse towards one of our other members. I'll try to switch it off again.

A lesbian who came from Khartoum Took a nancy boy up to her room She turned out the light Said let's get this right Who does what and with which and to whom?

Shame I can't look you up on Wikipedia.

Kylie Jenner is pregnant. Only 20 years old. Odds of a complication? Sister Kim also had quite a few complication with her pregnancies and is now using a surrogate for her third kid. It's not unlikely for Kylie.

Overton back home and cleared of pneunomia: http://www.fox7austin.com/news/local-news/274446690-story He'll drop dead the minute someone opens up a thread on him, won't he?