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Only two more names to drop dead before everyone's favourite permanently-hospitalised smiling black guy Richard Overton becomes the world's oldest man.

Mate I work in a psychiatric hospital.If you want to offend me you really need to up your game.

At least he got his Deathlist Cup team in first before going off on one. Bad luck Sir Creep, no automatic byes to the next round for you.

Interesting... will I meet him in round two? Deathray, you are only a second-class troll!!

Now using the crowdfunded money for treatment not at the NHS...

Yggdrasil? Mythic like ye twa old sport

Fucking hell, the one time a thread is actually ABOUT ME and I miss it. PS there is no tree on earth that could support the weight of both me and that fat bastard LFN

Let's have some Stalinist style authoritarian repression instead. Thread locked!

Nothing to do with me. I'm just back from my jog. I worry about some of the posters here (not just you). Life is fleeting and we spend far too greater a proportion of it just squabbling about... nothing really.

Concubine is such a fabulous word. So much better than 'partner'. It sounds vaguely floral. Or vegetable. "There are some lovely concubines at the bottom of the garden".

Pm LFN, he posts on there.

Pierre Agnes, CEO of Quiksilver (the surf clothing company), went out for a sail this morning. His boat's come back but he hasn't.

Apologies for the extent to which my random team will have muddied the waters of the stats and facts!

Arkady Waispapir, one of the last known survivors of the Nazis' Sobibor death camp, has died in Ukraine. He was 96. Will his coffin be called a Waispapir basket? SC

Dear Admins: As much as I adore 'Saddo'... I would like very much to embrace my epithet as "The Alvaro Recoba of the DDP" and have my personal tag line here on DL as "El Chino". Gracias! SC

Arkadi Waispapir, as far as records show, the last survivor of the Sobibor escape from the destruction camp, died aged 96. The last one of less then 400 people who survived the camp out of 170.165 people who arrived.

Last World Cup, because one of the games was on after, I saw the final few minutes of the soap on mute. I turned to the wife and said "I don't recognise any of the people in Corrie these days" and she replied "Yeah, that's because that's actually Emmerdale!"

Only when you are on it.

Dear Death ray your rants have become so specular that they can bring users back from the dead. The reason I have come back to this forum is to ask you this one question, why are you still here? Why are you wasting your time here? You seem to clearly hate this site and the fact that you are one but you still go here on a daily basis. If you are this unhappy, leave or at least deliberately get yourself banned like I did. You are young and you shouldn't be wasting your life on a subject as depressing as deatlisting instead you should be studying or going out. Take a honest look at yourself and you'll realise the only person stopping yourself from doing these activities is you.

Leading by 2pts, 2 days to go...this is the bit where I take the risk and call Feb early, only for Sean to fuck me over with Fujimori. 1) Clive James 2) Tessa Jowell 3) Marieke Vervoort 4) Leslie Phillips 5) Billy Graham

Prem Tinsulanonda will miss Armed Force Day celebrations due to feeling very weak and almost not eating for a week. Though there is speculation he is breaking up with the Prime Minister (backed by Armed Forces) government firmly denied this and said Prem is now in poor health.

E-bikes are not mopeds. A moped can do 25-30 miles and hour if it's 50cc and 50-70mph if it's a 125 ( legally speaking these aren't mopeds tbough) and puts you in as much if not more danger than a motorcycle. An e-bike is limited to 15mph (although can be derestricted to do 30mph) - which any determined 13 year old can probably get their push bike to do far more than anyway. I really wouldn't be concerned - make sure your grandson rides is e-bike in the same manner you'd want him to ride a push bike and he'll be fine. E-bikes still need to be pedalled like a bike, the main benefit is it makes going up steep hills far easier (save your lad having to walk up lots of them). If I was you I wouldn't be concerned. The main thing is he needs to select routes carefully (no dual carriageways, don't try and ride down rush hour traffic, use hand signals, don't ride in the gutter, pull over somewhere safe if you're causing a traffic jam, don't try and pull a wheeley u-turn off on A road, make sure any drugs he's running for gang leaders are kept inside something else smelly, if he's carrying a knife for self-protection strap it in the seat lining, if he's going to derestrict it use a proper kit not a hatchet job) And get him onto a moped as soon as he's old enough.

Jeremy Wilkin reportedly dead in December 2017: http://gerryanderson.co.uk/jeremy-wilkin-died/ Kellman in the Doctor Who story Revenge of the Cybermen.

Zoey has made his account anonymous lololololololol. He spends that much time on other folks he thinks it leaves no trace. Fucktard. Imagine being a Zorders puppet account and having to hide on here

Oh look the teenagers all loved your childish response. FWIW I'll amuse you further. Those posts are precisely the topic at hand. University Presidents -- am I not supposed to post them? No one has ever heard of ANY of them, but the thread exists. Now, if you are arguing to delete the thread altogether, I'm on your side, my childish teenager. OTOH if you are saying we aren't supposed to post university presidents in the university presidents thread -- well then I'm all ears waiting for who we ARE supposed to post in there. If you're waiting for a university president you know of, well you may get 1 addition per 5 years. As to the politicians, I say the exact same thing. The thread exists, and I think we have all understood we don't post minor people like the mayor of a town. However, all state and federal congresspersons are certainly people we should post in the thread, but if you want to have an intelligent discussion (LMAO) on it, please feel free to explain how that isn't the scope of the thread. However.....I think like local mayors, it is well understood that people who participated in baseball at nothing more than the minor league level couldn't be less important, other than perhaps a guy who was a fucking CLOWN/MASCOT at the minor league level. But by God, I'm so happy you filled the gap with that obit, my teenage friend. If you're to busy to respond, maybe Zsa Zsa's leg or FixedBusiness or Phantom will be happy to be your champion on this one and explain away the differences and defend your posting a clown who appears at minor league baseball games in the baseball thread. I'll assume the family members of all baseball players and concession stand workers are also proper to post here. Am I missing anyone? SC