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Was it really necessary to quote the whole of Clorox's marathon picture post?

- Can you believe we will all be alive 40 years from now Mr. President? - LOL get out of here with your dumb shit Kirk.

In a word. No.

We told a good friend that as their hamster had died, they could resist the death at Xhamster. How was I to know her kids would look it up on the iPad?

If you have only been banned twice from forums then you haven't tried hard enough. Have a word with Charon, he has been banned from shit loads of forums!

Former VIce-President Walter Mondale is 91 today

https://sputniknews.com/asia/201901061071255413-malaysia-king-throne/ Malaysian King Muhammad V abdicates with 3 years left on his tenure. * only a couple of months after marrying an ex Miss Moscow, so I'm guessing he just has no energy left.

Fucking hell old people even think the porn was better in the old days....

Friend’s girlfriend left him for a tractor salesman. She sent him a John Deere letter.

It's a new year, and that means a new Joker's Dead Pool... or summat. Joey Russ has retired after hosting this competition for 2 years, leaving me as your new host. Here's what you need to know: In the post below, there is a list of names which were chosen as 'jokers' in the DDP. Choose up to 50 of these names, as well as 5 subs. Each hit is worth 1 point. Nominate five of them as your wildcards. Those people will gain double points. PM your team to the host or post it in this thread. Point-scoring in this pool is highly dependent on bonuses. Those bonuses include: 5 points for party poopers (birthday/Christmas deaths). 3 points for hits who: are Drop 40 picks are unique DDP picks die unnaturally 2 points for hits on the 13th day of a month. 1 extra point for hits at certain spots on your list. Which spots they are, however, are hidden until they are scored. There is also an extensive set of bonuses which are hidden from players. We love a bit of mystery to mix things up As the host is aware of these secret bonuses, he will enter a non-competitive team. DDP obituary requirements. A non-obit equals zero points. Entries are now open. You have until 23:59 GMT on the 28th of January to submit your entries. After this deadline, the competition is underway until the end of 2019. Good luck to all!

You can't just back off out of it that easy! Or Jimmy Carter could just maybe die this year

Everyone could have edited that wiki-page... Within the last half hour, a date of death has been named, has disappeared and has reappeared. Maybe someone who has Twitter should ask the great-granddaughter when her great-grandmother has died. Please Unfortunately I do not have a Twitter account.

Expert, you wish? Don't even watch porn because I am too busy exactly having sex to watch porn.

The only porn worth watching was the old CC stuff from the 70s and the US Swedish Erotica from the mid to late 70s. Some interesting characters came out of that era such as Louise Frevert who became a Danish MP after quitting the porn industry . It was seen as the Golden Age of Porn, which it probably was. Todays stuff is fucking awful, the women are treated as nothing more than cum buckets, much of it is vile and abusive shit and it is just nasty. So there.

I remember seeing that farmer. He was outstanding in his field.

I cannot recall McCririck ever having sung Massachusetts. Obviously, he could have done at parties or summat but he probably didn't.

How's the old drone catching going?

Typical Mail. Connolly on TV - At my age, you know life is starting to slip away, you dont have long left, so enjoy it. Mail - Connolly: "I dont have long left!" Turn philosophical into click bait.

Kane Tanaka is 116 today!

Just over a year to go... Better start preparing your tastebuds, because that's an intense gustatory assault the likes of which the world has not seen before

Theory in which Jeanne Calment died in 1934 and daughter Yvonne assumed her identity to evade taxes. https://www.leafscience.org/valery-novoselov-investigating-jeanne-calments-longevity-record/

Quim, late December 2019: LEAH FUCKING BRACKNELL EDIT: Quim, late December 2019: I miss Leah Bracknell

That has undertones of “Owwww, I wanted to make the thread “

Worse, it's just you. Well to be fair, @Deathray has the same problem, but for different reasons.

When he Dies this sould be the picture on the main front page