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Official Cup Masterlist Round 1: George Alagiah - LizLemon Juan Alderete - HDS, Old Crem, Jiroemon, Sir Creep, Fear Beag Daniel Arap Moi - Unknown Man, Etush, Yorkshire*, Djemba, DeathByArsenic, HDS, LizLemon, Annami, Great Uncle, Wormfarmer, Old Crem, grobler, FixedBusiness*, Skinny, Sir Creep, Fear Beag* Amanullah - Fear Beag Eileen Ash - Yorkshire Ed Asner - markb4 Amitabh Bachchan - Annami Frankie Banali - Unknown Man, Etush, Sean, Annami*, Great Uncle, Wormfarmer, FixedBusiness PK Banerjee - Old Crem Bob Barker - markb4, grobler Margaret Stuart Barry - Yorkshire Susan Bayh - Joemoney, LizLemon*, Annami, Wormfarmer, FixedBusiness Benon Biraaro - Skinny Stan Bowles - Sean Bobby Brown (Yankee) - Yorkshire Anne Buydens - Old Crem Laura Cardoso - DeathByArsenic Carman - Jiroemon Jimmy Carter - markb4 Bernadette Chirac - DeathByArsenic Christian Chukwu - Djemba Bernard Cribbins - Great Uncle Donivin Darius - HDS Golam Dastagir Gazi - Fear Beag Suzy Delair - DeathByArsenic Bob Dole - markb4, FixedBusiness Kirk Douglas - Etush, markb4, FixedBusiness Ric Flair - Great Uncle Bill Freehan - Wormfarmer Datta Gaekwad - Joemoney Bob Gibson - Wormfarmer Manolis Glezos - grobler, Sir Creep, Fear Beag Henry Gray - Yorkshire, Djemba, HDS, Wormfarmer*, grobler, Skinny, Fear Beag Juliette Greco - DeathByArsenic David Gulpilil - Unknown Man, Sean, Yorkshire, Djemba, Annami, Great Uncle, Skinny, Jiroemon David Hagen - Sean, Great Uncle Terry Hands - HDS Nicole Hart - Sir Creep Stanley Ho - Joemoney Ian Holm - DeathByArsenic Lee Kerslake - Unknown Man, Etush, Wormfarmer, FixedBusiness Henry Kissinger - markb4 Robert Kuok - Joemoney Metropolitan Kyrillos of Imbros - Fear Beag John Lewis - Etush, Sean, Djemba, Wormfarmer Karen Lewis - Skinny Norman Lloyd - Annami Michael Lonsdale - DeathByArsenic Nadia Lutfi - Skinny Vera Lynn - Yorkshire, Old Crem Lata Mangeshkar - Joemoney John Manners - grobler Imelda Marcos - LizLemon Terrence Matthews - Fear Beag Arthur Maud - HDS Roberta McCain - markb4, LizLemon Michael McKevitt - grobler Stirling Moss - Great Uncle Giorgio Napolitano - Unknown Man Jorge Neto - Jiroemon Rip Oliver - HDS* Hau Pei-Tsun - Joemoney Javier Pérez de Cuellar - Unknown Man, markb4 Nehemiah Persoff - DeathByArsenic Prince Philip - Unknown Man, Joemoney*, markb4, Old Crem, grobler Genesis P-Orridge - Unknown Man, Etush, Sean*, Joemoney, Djemba, DeathByArsenic, HDS, LizLemon, Annami, Jiroemon Mian Qayoom - Fear Beag Sumner Redstone - FixedBusiness Line Renaud - DeathByArsenic Claudia Rodrigues - Sir Creep Yoo Sang-chul - FixedBusiness, Jiroemon Vic Seixas - Djemba ATM Shamzzusaman - DeathByArsenic* Nawaz Sharif - Old Crem Jagan Shakti - Old Crem, Skinny Robert Sirko - Sir Creep Laura Smith - Skinny*, Sir Creep, Fear Beag Neddy Smith- Djemba, Skinny Tom Smith - Etush*, Sean, HDS, LizLemon, Annami, Great Uncle*, Wormfarmer, Old Crem*, grobler, FixedBusiness, Skinny, Jiroemon* Pat Smullen - Great Uncle, Unknown Man Stephen Sondheim - Old Crem Leon Spinks - Sean Nobby Stiles - Unknown Man, Sean, LizLemon, FixedBusiness Julie Strain - Djemba, Wormfarmer Jacinto Suarez - Jiromeon Deane Sutherland - Yorkshire, Sir Creep Belinda Sykes - Jiroemon Miiko Taka - Joemoney Bernard Tapie - Ethush Lee Teng-hui - Wormfarmer Ruthie Thompson - marb4*, Annami Peter Tobin - Sean, Yorkshire, Djemba*, HDS, Annami, Great Uncle, grobler*, Skinny, Sir Creep, Fear Beag Alex Trebek - Unknown Man*, Etush, Sean, Djemba, markb4, HDS, grobler Jean Louis-Trintignant- Great Uncle Gudrun Ure - Yorkshire Eddie Van Halen - Annami, Old Crem Tabare Vazquez - Etush Jorge Velado - Jiroemon Jhon Jairo Velazquez - Jiroemon, Sir Creep Gianluca Vialli - Etush, FixedBusiness Mario Vigil - Sir Creep* Barbara Walters - LizLemon Mary Ward - Yorkshire Everton Weekes - Joemoney Bob Weighton - grobler Lester Wolff - LizLemon Joanne Woodward - LizLemon Julie Ye Feng - Joemoney

Well deserved award for Hopkins

Any one, two or all three of these. Mr. Derek Terry Jones Nicholas Parsons

A big name in Punjab. Articles like this, from last summer, suggested his days were numbered. Apparently he suffered a heart attack early this morning and died immediately.

Only Terry Jones is the correct answer

Imagine if he died tomorrow and the last ever post shared on social media was him playing with his phlegm...

Sorry HDS. Good pick. Just...too good, I guess!

Teams for round 1: JiroemonKimura (T Smith*, Neto, Velazquez, Carman, Gulpilil, Velado, P-Orridge, Suarez, Alderete, Sykes, Sang-Chul) vs Old Crem (T Smith*, Philip, Arap Moi, Sondheim, Sharif, Banerjee, Shakti, Lynn, Alderete, Van Halen, Buydens) LizLemon (Bayh*, McCain, T Smith, Woodward P-Orridge, Arap Moi, Walters, Stiles, Alagiah, Wolff, Marcos) vs Ethushishispushingupdaisies (T Smith*, Trebek, P-Orridge, Vialli, Douglas, Banali, J Lewis, Arap Moi, Kerslake, Vazquez, Tapie) FixedBusiness (Arap Moi*, T Smith, Sang-chul, Dole, Redstone, Vialli, Banali, Bayh, Douglas, Stiles, Kerslake) vs The Unknown Man (Trebek*, Gulpilil, Arap Moi, Napolitano, Banali, Perez de Cuellar, P-Orridge, Philip, Kerslake, Stiles, Smullen) Annami (Banali*, P-Orridge, Arap Moi, Tobin, Van Halen, Bachchan, Gulpilil, Lloyd, Bayh, Thompson, T Smith) vs Grobler (Tobin*, McKevitt, Glezos, T Smith, Trebek, Weighton, Arap Moi, Barker, Gray, Philip, Manners) HDS (Oliver*, Alderete, Gray, Hands, Maud, Arap Moi, P-Orridge, T Smith, Tobin, Trebek, Darius) vs Great Uncle Bulgaria (T Smith*, Banali, Flair, Gulpilil, Tobin, Arap Moi, Moss, Hagen, Trintignant, Cribbins, Smullen) An Fear Beag (Arap Moi*, Alderete, Amanullah, Gazi, Gray, Glezos, Matthews, Kyrillos, Qayoom, L Smith, Tobin) vs Markb4 (Thompson*, Douglas, Dole, Perez de Cuellar, Barker, Kissinger, McCain, Trebek, Carter, Philip, Asner) DeathByArsenic (Shamsuzzaman*, Chirac, Arap Moi, P-Orridge, Holm, Greco, Cardoso, Renaud, Lonsdale, Persoff, Delair) vs Sean (P-Orridge*, Banali, Tobin, Stiles, Bowles, Gulpilil, Spinks, J Lewis, Trebek, T Smith, Hagen) Wormfarmer (Gray*, Arap Moi, T Smith, J Lewis, Freehan, Banali, Gibson, Teng-hui, Kerslake, Bayh, Strain) vs Joemoneypenny (Philip*, Gaekwad, Weekes, P-Orridge, Pei-Tsun, Ye Feng, Mageshkar, Taka, Kuok, Ho, Bayh) Djemba Djemba (Tobin*, N Smith, Trebek, Chukwu, Arap Moi, Gulpilil, P-Orridge, Gray, J Lewis, Strain, Seixas) vs Yorkshire Banker (Arap Moi*, Brown, Sutherland, Tobin, Ash, Barry, Lynn, Gray, Gulpilil, Ward, Ure) Skinny Kiltrunner (L Smith*, Lutfi, Gray, Shakti, Biraaro, Arap Moi, K Lewis, Gulpilil, Tobin, N Smith, T Smith) vs Sir Creep (Vigil*, Alderete, Arap Moi, Glezos, Hart, Rodrigues, Sirko, L Smith, Sutherland, Tobin, Velazquez)

That’s 3 times now you’ve picked the same name immediately after me in the same thread. You claim to have me blocked and yet you directly quoted me in another thread a few weeks ago. A cynic would think that you don’t actually have me blocked and that you’re just trying to be a pain to either myself or drol

45 years ago today, Richard Wattis was all Sykesed out, aged a mere 62.

Please update for John Andretti and Chris Doleman. Maybe be others as well? Thank you.

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/brexit-nigel-farage-parliament-square-a9312436.html?

For me: Terry Jones Who it should be: Neil Peart Who it really is: Kobe Bryant in a landslide (no pun intended)

Mary Higgins-Clark is a hit for Biblio!! Congrats!! https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/31/books/mary-higgins-clark-dead.html 1920: Javier Perez de Cuellar + Eileen Bennett 1921: Hugh Downs + Jackie Stallone 1922: Pierre Cardin + Janis Paige 1923: Larry Storch + Pearl Carr 1924: Daniel arap Moi + Eva Marie Saint 1925: Michel Piccoli + Arlene Dahl 1926: Mel Brooks + Alison Lurie 1927: Jerry Stiller + Cleo Laine 1928: Bernard Cribbins + Ethel Kennedy 1929: Ed Asner + Imelda Marcos

Twitter reporting the death of prolific suspense novelist Mary Higgins Clark at age 92. A DDP pick, too. Edit: Mary Higgins Clark obit: https://apnews.com/74fd23c000ad16c2fc13b893516e336b

At least Sir Creep is humble, he has that going for him.

In the interests of accuracy, Amarillo was not a joke song at all and Peter Kay didn't feature on it. Peter Kay only mimed to it in the video that accompanied its re-release. It was an old Tony Christie hit from the 1970s and Tony appears in the video as well with Peter giving way to him.

6. An Fear Bag vs Markb4 Markb4 must have a feeling of deja vu!

Well, we are here, the day we take our whole selves out, do the hokey cokey and we turn around. Typical, we leave the EU and the world catches a cold! On a side note, Michael Gove seems to have lost his glasses. Tbf, with or without, he still looks and sounds like a cunt.

Headline surely will have to be "That's arap!"

For those wondering if building the wall is a good idea, the answer my friend is blowin in the wind...

I for one would love to be here 100 years from now and have tickets to the Rolling Stones Farewell Tour

Two for one special. Theodor Wagner died on 21 January, Alfred Korner died 23 January: https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=de&u=https://www.vienna.at/rapid-wien-legende-alfred-koerner-verstorben/6496001&prev=search

So, actually saw Portillo in his new role as an entertaining speaker tonight. He discussed his defeat in 1997, noted the words Portillo moment have gone down in history and described the meaning of the phrase as "eating a massive bucket of shit in public!"