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John Cage's 4-33 Not exactly a crowd-pleaser

Pinball Wizard was ahead of its time though.

Ysanne Churchman is 95 today.

In other words, you're asking Gravel, 'e ill?

I request that you do To All The Girls I've Loved Before next time. Nothing to do with the fact Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias are both on my TOTP team this year. Nope. Not at all. Nada. Just a great choon.

That depends on your voice. Ah yes, now I remember your excellent version at the Queen Anne, the highlight being the melodious but malodorous fart and subsequent audience titter @2:37

German playwright Rolf Hochhut dead at 89 years. He wrote the renowned 1963 play The Deputy, and made controversial public comments on topics like the Holocaust and Pope Pius XII. https://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/leute/leute/dramatiker-rolf-hochhuth-mit-89-jahren-gestorben-70638528.bild.html

I've been told I do a pretty mean Alice Cooper "Poison"

I've sung plenty of Willie but not that song and not Jules either. I do have a penchant for jumping on the tribute bandwagon though, I remember being the first out of the blocks with Pete Shelley, and had a bash at My Boy Lollipop just the other day. What's your karaoke song of choice?

Apparently the father was David Crosby via sperm donation.

New series of Marigold Hotel produces more OAP celebs: Britt Ekland - Wobbly on her feet and seems away with the fairies, so...no change there? Duncan Bannatyne - Actually looks healthier now than when he has having all those heart attacks. Lost a lot of weigh though, especially around the face and throat. Dame Zandra Rhodes - Is 79 and has pink hair. Must be dementia or something. Has frail shrunken hands. Paul Chuckle Henry Blofeld - Looks older than 80. Had to retire suddenly few years back. Now has the old man slur interrupting his famous diction. Later on during a visit to a coffee shop he looked like a ghost in an M.R. James adaptation. John Altman - Has the permanent red eyes of a perpetual pisshead. Susie Blake - She's only 70 and looks a decade younger, I think she's on this for the free food and holiday. Spends most of her time working on an allotment apparently. Barbara Dickson - Hides behind sunglasses and a big hat. She thought India was a desert, apparently. Mind you, the first series hasn't seen off any of its dead on their feet celebs yet, so watch this far healthier batch of celebs drop dead overnight...

Ian Anderson, front singer of Jethro, is suffering from an incurable lung disease and recently stated he he doesn't have much time left. Alex Trebek, former Jeopardy host, is suffering from stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and the survival rate from the disease is 18 percentage. Jean-Luc Godard, the most prominent director in the cinema-changing movie movement French New Wave that took place from the late 50s to mid-late 60's, is the sole survivor of the group. He has been smoking since his early teens and never gave it up, turning 90 in 2020 and looking pretty dead in his latest interview that took place during lockdown, I think he'll be lucky to survive 2020.

Did you ever watch Sean Micallef's show in the 90s? There's a sketch all this reminds me of: Doctor: I'm afraid your son has died. Mum: How? He only came in with a sprained ankle! Doctor: Well, I'm afraid there were complications. Mum: What sort of complications? Doctor: I threw him out the window.

Yep This was taken around that time. This is my grandfather who served in the national guard just after the war (considering he was just shy of 16 when it ended and he essentially wanted to do his bit). So yeah here is my grandad Gordon Flowers (1929-2007) in uniform.

I wonder if he won Tun Tin's Tontine.

Considering how things are going, well, everyone who has "Singh" in his name.

New advice from Big Job: Good to see we’re sticking to the policy format of:

MMMDP Form Guide #8 Mary Portas Yes she's only 60 on 28th May and she's not knowingly ill either but bear with me. Firstly this is the Maryport Midsummer Madness Dead Pool so she has a name that is made for victory. But much more convincing are the following facts:- Her mother died when she was 16. Her father died when she was 18. She got married to a man in 1990 - that marriage died in 2003. She got commissioned to do a report into the future of the British High Street in 2011 - that high street is now in it's death throes. She married a woman in 2014 - that marriage died when they separated in 2019. Her hair is dyed. Dying and Mary Portas seem almost inseparable.

Stay strong as you can be, we're all sending virtual hugs to you.

Yeah, I think the only way they will all be getting back together will be.....

A first for the former young rebel, then He just voted for a guy the same age as him!

The three stages of finding out you're a Deathlist pick!

Her son died at the age of 21. https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/13/entertainment/melissa-etheridge-beckett-cypher-dies/index.html

https://www.sandiegoville.com/2020/05/souplantation-sweet-tomatoes-will-not-reopen.html Souplanton. A Buffet style Restaurant which had 97 Location in the Usa(most in Southern California) has closed it's doors permanently Grandma's all across the state are crushed