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After a terribly busy week, and a few days before a week-long holiday of mine, I could finally update again. With Brett Hutchinson's/Sinclair's belated QO, April gets to 30 hits, i.e. one per day. I might get another update on Monday in. But after that, things have to wait for about 8 days.

Nooooo, I enjoy a bit of no-holds-barred insulting banter. BTW, someone called PotBlackCoronationStreet liked one of my posts earlier

Honestly, I never heard of The Nolans before this site, as everyone else in France...

Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist Jack Sherman dead at 64.

That's the most compelling argument for moving to France I've ever seen. Ah bugger........ brexit, I knew there was a reason it felt like a shit idea, couldn't quite put my finger on it until now.

Being someone's cousin is going to be the Deathlist forum version of driving to Barnard Castle to test your eyesight...

Cum on feel the silenze, Frankie Banali. He was avoided by all but grobler, msc, and Neobrakeon, so there won't be many riots over him going quiet... =1. Death Impends 15 =1. gcreptile 15 =3. Joey Russ 17 =3. The Old Crem 17 =3. The Quim Reaper 17 6. Newjack 18 7. drol 19 8. machotrouts 21 9. Grim Up North 22 =10. Bibliogryphon 25 =10. Toast 25 12. Spade_Cooley 28 13. CaptainChorizo 29 14. Philip 31 15. An Fear Bag 32 16. Great Uncle Bulgaria 33 17. The Dead Cow 35 =18. Pedro67 36 =18. Torva Messor 36 =20. Book 37 =20. LizLemon 37 =20. Sir Creep 37 =23. Clorox Bleachman 38 =23. paddyfool 38 =25. Annami 42 =25. deadsox 42 27. Skinny kiltrunner 43 28. BuffaloPhil 44 =29. Mercarte 53 =29. YoungWillz 53 31. theoldlady 65 32. grobler 72 33. The Unknown Man 74 34. Neobrakeon 75 35. Etushispushingupdaisies 78 36. msc 128

Following the shocking news that Alexey Navalny got poisoned and is on ventilator, I've decided to create a thread dedicated to this brave man and my fellow Russian. In late 2017-early 2018 I've been a Putinist and I've been spreading lies about Navalny being a corrupt racist. However I've been a bit liberal in 2014, than became a tankie just jn order to appease my commie friend in 2015, but than I've become a full-on Putinist in mid 2017, because of... James Woods and Ben Garrison. But a few things have changed my views, and they include retirement age reform and Putin's cr***py handling of COVID-19 situation. I hope this thoroughly good guy whom I've been trying to smear in the past (But I've never worked for Prigozhin/Olgino Troll Farm, I swear to god. I've only turned 20 this July.) recovers, takes over as our President and make our country finally free, democratic and economically prosperous, despite me disagreeing with him on foreign policy andd immigration views (He wants to end visa-free travel agreeements between Russia and post-Soviet Central Asian and Transcaucasian (Armenia, Azerbaijan) countries and he's not opposed to neocons). From what I've heard someone slipped some barbiturates into his tea , while he was in an airport cafe. He started feeling ill while on plane, started screaming and then collapsed. Thank god, the pilots have landed in Omsk, where he was hospitalised and put on a ventilator. He's in ICU and in a coma right now. Thankfully, the Germans have sent in the plane to fly him to a Berlin clinic and rescue him, but the head doctor of the hospital won't allow Lyokha out. https://twitter.com/Kira_Yarmysh?s=09. Please follow his press secretary (this is her account) for updates. She's staying in his room. God help us. Cheers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53860014 He was arrrested in Mykonos. I assume for being a bang average defender who Man United shat themselves and overpaid for by £79million

Footy fans with more spare time than me today What's the nature of this "incident" involving Man Utd's £80million Slabhead?

Youtuber Roman Atwood and his wife are having another kid.

I just read that his father had previously died of pancreatic cancer back before Quiet Riot broke (and his mother died of breast cancer in 1990-on Frankie’s birthday, no less), so it sadly isn’t too much of a surprise that he would suffer the same RIP to my 14th hit!

After no deaths in the first seven months of the year for my main team, I’ve had three in August So far with Scowcroft, Hawerchuk and Banali.

Got an icepick that made his ears burn!

I'll repeat myself once more seeing as this doesn't seem to be getting through to people – the list above is notability according to the most foreign language Wikipedia pages. I disagree with your point anyway though. Ash, Eden and Atkins are semi-notable persons in Britain. I don't think a women's cricketer, a spouse and a former MP who is really only known for his age are internationally notable whatsoever outside the remit of deadpooling and those with an interest in centenarians. Centenarians like Kirk Douglas, Vera Lynn and Olivia de Havilland were known the world round for their influence PRIOR to living to extreme ages. That in my eyes is true notability.

Never mind all the unimportant ones, its my birthday today.

Bernard Tapie has cancer since 2017 and refuse to admit that he is terminally ill but cancer has spread to lungs. In this new photo he looks really frail, definitely one to watch in 2021, he can’t last very much longer now

RIP to the fucking legend that is Stefan Karl Stefanson, who will always be number one.

Sir Creep when he logs on and sees a new post in the deadpool he's decided to abandon before it begun:

Mike Tindall gets a mention here

In less then a month she will be in the top 3 oldest people ever

Ex DL name, Jerry Lewis, told his last joke 3 years ago

Peanuts would probably be cheaper.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8652169/Two-Larry-Kings-children-died-past-month.html Two of Larry Kings children have died in the past month. One to lung cancer and another to a heart attack. He had to watch his own sons funeral via a videolink because he was unable to travel due to his own health problems. A terrible double tragedy could well take its toll on someone Larrys age with recent health problems.