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An Irishman is walking through customs with two big binbags, one over each shoulder and is pulled up. On examination Customs find the bags full of mobiles and ask him to explain. "Well you see,when i was on holiday my friend Seamus from Cork rang me and said he was starting up a jazz band and would i get him two saxophones"

“I’m the best at being impeached. I’ve had the most tremendous impeachments, the best impeachments. No one has had as many impeachments as me, okay.”

I just searched for "Marion Ross" and found it.

https://www.sporcle.com/games/mattymadness/twice-impeached-presidents

Are you trying to get a troll crown or something? This piece of blatant racism, which I can only assume is done on purpose for reaction. Elsewhere you criticize local covid19 behaviour whilst not only admitting but even boasting that you are the only person posting here who has flown across the Atlantic twice during the epidemic (and unless for undisclosed business reasons, only for social ones). Elsewhere again you post 'classy' as if Joey's gag was in any way out of the ordinary for this site. The inconsistency is masterful. Oh, and you're still posting in third person like an absolute arse.

Greek Olympic sailor Leonidas Pelekanakis has reportedly died of Covid, aged 58. He was competing up until October last year. No underlying health issues.

https://www.iltalehti.fi/viihdeuutiset/a/af722f26-5cf2-4f0a-86a1-b5e9baf49ab1 Sinikka Nopola known for the children's book series Risto Räppääjä (Ricky Rapper) dead at only 67. This book series is known by probably everyone in Finland and there have been multiple movies based on these books. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Rapper Another thing she and her sister were known of was "Heinähattu ja Vilttitossu" another children's book series featuring two young sisters. Hasn't been mentioned what killed her, but apparently she had been sick for a while now.

DEAD that was very fast

Donald Trump Paul Gascoigne Billy Connolly Murray Walker David Attenborough June Brown Angela Lansbury George Alagiah Rolf Harris Bill Turnbull Dick Van Dyke Olivia Newton-John Yoo Sang-chul Rob Burrow Prunella Scales Bobby Charlton June Brown Greg Gilbert Willie Nelson Doddie Weir Jerry Lee Lewis Desmond Tutu Gerd Muller Shannen Doherty Betty White Sub: Yoko Ono

Paul Gascoigne Donald Trump Olivia Newton-John Billy Connolly Doddie Weir Greg Gilbert Dick Van Dyke Bobby Charlton George Alagiah Tim Bilton Yoo Sang-chul Rob Burrow Queen Elizabeth II Shannen Doherty Willie Nelson June Brown Angela Lansbury Linda Nolan David Attenborough Sarah Harding Rolf Harris Yoko Ono Tom Parker Jerry Lee Lewis Betty White Sub: Sidney Poitier

Wayne Rooney will definitely be sending flowers.

Tim Bogert dead age 76.

Passed away at age 40 on Friday Coincidentally she was from the same season as Jenn Lyon who died of cancer this month 11 years ago

According to Cricinfo, as well as MJK Smith and Jim Parks, there's also Dick Richardson, Ken Taylor and Harold Rhodes who all played Test cricket for England in the 1950s but are not as well known as they only played 6 Tests between them. So it appears nine 1950s England Test cricketers are still batting. Not quite enough for a full team but close.

That makes Neil Harvey as the last survivor of that historic Test match.

Shit. Rewatched Election (still one of the best American films of the 90s) a few months ago and wondered why her career never really took off.

99th bday quarantine plans: https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/13/entertainment/betty-white-birthday/index.html

Oh, that wasn't aimed at just you, there was another Kenny (without any kind of surname) kicking around here lately, he got a bit uppity. In fairness, you've not been on my 'that's a bit out of order' radar at all lately, something somewhere referencing Trump, The Guardian and Breitbart iirc but that was a perfectly good-natured disagreement.

The federal government put Lisa Montgomery to death early Wednesday morning, the first time it has executed a woman since 1953. She was killed by lethal injection at a federal prison in Terre Haute, Ind. The 52-year-old was pronounced dead at 1:31 a.m., the Associated Press reported. Montgomery got the death sentence in 2008 for killing a pregnant woman in 2004 and stealing her fetus. The baby survived. SC

It pains me to say it, but I do agree with Sir Cunt on this point. Forum members should serve a lengthy term of probation before being able to start a thread.

End of the physics for Carl David Anderson on this day 30 years ago, aged 85.

Alright, get ready for a first scoreboard... Now, all the names are not yet in my long-term memory, so I hope not to miss anyone. But it seems to me that so far, we've had "The DDP triple", i.e. Floyd Little, Michael McKevitt, Paul Westphal. Plus, we've had two unique hits: that cleric picked by DDT, Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi, plus Gerry Marsden, a unique hit for Bibliogryphon. However, only one person scores joker points, and that is An Fear Beag for Floyd Little, so he's the first leader of the scoreboard: Rank Team Score 1 An Fear Beag 183 2 gcreptile 141 2 Salmon Mousse 141 2 msc 141 2 Banana 141 6 DevonDeathTrip 126 7 Book 92 7 drol 92 7 Wormfarmer 92 7 JoeyRuss 92 7 Cpt. Chorizo 92 7 Death Impends 92 7 Lynchian 92 14 The Unknown Man 50 14 Kenny 50 16 theoldlady 49 17 Bibliogryphon 42 18 markb4 0 18 chilean way 0 18 Charles De Gaulle 0 18 Yorkshire Banker 0 18 Joe Moneypenny 0 18 etib80 0 18 Grand Uncle Bulgaria 0 18 Gooseberry Crumble 0 18 Etushipushingupdaisies 0 18 Toast 0 18 mr.whit 0 18 The Old Crem 0 18 Guyfromfuture 0 18 The Daredevil 0 18 Annami 0 18 Baby Blue 0 18 Sean 0 18 The Quim Reaper 0 If I forgot anything, tell me. The committee is busy with setting up the DDP, but I can always add scores here.

Dead.