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An unfinished poem on the Tory parliamentary trajectory (by sillytees on Twitter, shared on Threads). His bit only goes to 71 and the Tory majority is now down to 55 so feel free to add your own verses One Tory Majority Of 80, more than fine One got his willy out Which left them 79 A 79 majority Is really jolly great One was caught groping men And now it’s 78 78 more seats than you We’re in political heaven Then one blew a 15-year-old The maj. is 77 77 Tories Up to their usual tricks Taking cash for questions It’s down to 76 76 old Tories Some barely still alive 1 watched porn in the chamber They’re left with 75 75 Right Wingers One can take it no more Quit before he’s suspended There’s only 74 A 74 majority As safe as one could be 3 women make the same complaint It drops to 73 73 Elected Tories All decent through and through An intern gets sent filthy texts There’s only 72 72 Blue MPS It should be 71 Cos one of ‘em’s accused of rape, But we’ve not been told which one

Ewen MacIntosh, who appeared in the Office has died aged 50. The Sun

Denial.

Abdul Taib Mahmud dead at 87.

Harald V, the King of Norway since 1991, is 87 today.

Under "weaknesses" you've put "dead" RIP big man

Anfinn Kallsberg, former Prime Minister of the Faroe Islands (1998-2004) has died aged 76.

Historians will remember this day as the turning point in Gaza vs Israel

Latest update "Despite being impeccably dressed in heels and with manicured nails, Pru is noticeably frail and needs help to walk. Her fading hearing, even with a couple of aids in – she describes them as her ‘ears’ – means she struggles to follow conversation. But she now also has the detached, unfocused air of someone who has progressed to the more advanced stages of vascular dementia."

He should be freed immediately, the public has the right to know everything and anything our elected politicians get up to in their working lives, Julian Assange is a hero, a true beacon for the free press we deserve

21/2/24 06:40 hrs 33 Electric Six — Danger! High Voltage -6 33 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 32 Coldplay — In My Place 31 Busted — Year 3000 30 Benny Benassi PTS The Biz — Satisfaction 30 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 30 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 29 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 28 S Club 7 — You 28 Dido — WhiteFlag +4 28 Lumidee — Never Leave You 27 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 27 The Black Eyed Peas — Shut Up 26 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 26 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 26 The Darkness — I Believe In A Thing Called Love 25 Blazin’ Squad — Flip Reverse 24 S Club — Say Goodbye / Love Ain’t Gonna Wait For You 23 Girls Aloud — Jump 23 Puretone — Addicted To Bass 23 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love 22 Dannii Minogue — I Begin To Wonder 21 Scooter — The Logical Song 21 Kevin Lyttle — Turn Me On 21 Pink — Get The Party Started 21 A1 — Caught In The Middle 21 Ultrabeat — Pretty Green Eyes 21 Oasis — Little By Little / She Is Love 20 Holly Valance — Down Boy 20 Atomic Kitten — The Last Goodbye / Be With You 20 Kelly Rowland — Stole 20 Jennifer Lopez ft. LL Cool J — All I Have 20 Lisa Maffia — All Over 19 Girls Aloud — No Good Advice 19 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End 18 DJ Sammy — The Boys Of Summer 18 Appleton — Fantasy 17 Will Young — Don’t Let Me Down / You And I 17 Madonna — Hollywood 17 Sinéad Quinn — I Can’t Break Down 16 Shakira — Whenever, Wherever 14 Red Hot Chili Peppers — By The Way 14 No Doubt — Hey Baby 14 Big Brovaz — Favourite Things 13 Justin Timberlake — Like I Love You 12 Lemar — Dance (With U) 10 Britney Spears ft. Madonna — Me Against The Music

Your mate has a 13 inch cock? (joke, obvs)

Wed 21 Feb 35 Electric Six — Danger! High Voltage 33 Rachel Stevens — Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 32 Coldplay — In My Place +4 31 Busted — Year 3000 30 Benny Benassi PTS The Biz — Satisfaction 30 Mis-Teeq — Scandalous 30 Justin Timberlake — Cry Me A River 29 X-Press 2 ft. David Byrne — Lazy 28 S Club 7 — You 28 Lumidee — Never Leave You 27 Kylie Minogue — Love At First Sight 27 The Black Eyed Peas — Shut Up 26 Oasis — Stop Crying Your Heart Out 26 Justin Timberlake — Rock Your Body 26 The Darkness — I Believe In A Thing Called Love 25 Blazin’ Squad — Flip Reverse 24 S Club — Say Goodbye / Love Ain’t Gonna Wait For You 24 Dido — Shite Rag -6 23 Girls Aloud — Jump 23 Puretone — Addicted To Bass 23 Liberty X — Got To Have Your Love 22 Dannii Minogue — I Begin To Wonder 21 Scooter — The Logical Song 21 Kevin Lyttle — Turn Me On 21 Pink — Get The Party Started 21 A1 — Caught In The Middle 21 Ultrabeat — Pretty Green Eyes 21 Oasis — Little By Little / She Is Love 20 Holly Valance — Down Boy 20 Atomic Kitten — The Last Goodbye / Be With You 20 Kelly Rowland — Stole 20 Jennifer Lopez ft. LL Cool J — All I Have 20 Lisa Maffia — All Over 20 Big Brovaz — Favourite Things 19 Girls Aloud — No Good Advice 19 The Darkness — Don’t Let The Bells End 18 DJ Sammy — The Boys Of Summer 18 Appleton — Fantasy 17 Will Young — Don’t Let Me Down / You And I 17 Madonna — Hollywood 17 Sinéad Quinn — I Can’t Break Down 16 Shakira — Whenever, Wherever 14 Red Hot Chili Peppers — By The Way 14 No Doubt — Hey Baby 13 Justin Timberlake — Like I Love You 12 Lemar — Dance (With U) 10 Britney Spears ft. Madonna — Me Against The Music

I have had him on my shadow list last year and this year. He was a great game show host.. I enjoyed watching him in a lot of games he did.

I put my team in yesterday because it is rare for me to be ahead in one of these ties I thought I might as well get in early. Still might not be needed though

Hopefully, my inbox has enough space now - you may submit your teams for March.

I see the Diana fans are out in force claiming that it’s Karma and that she got him the cancer from beyond. Delusional fools. Reminds me when he got COVID and they were shouting Karma on twitter. All I did was ask what you had to do for Karma to slam you into an underpass. I was not popular…

Admitted to ICU but full recovery still expected.

Which depending on the type of cancer and treatment being undertaken can be quite easy to keep secret but still make public appearances.

Taib Mahmud unwell, and going the Alain Delon route of elder abuse.

I'd actually deserve it! I just took the risk and got it wrong.

Montreal mayor Valerie Plante collapses during a press conference, but is 'out of danger'. https://www.ctvnews.ca/video/c2821839-montreal-mayor-collapses-at-press-conference

Well we did lose Munger on 28th, Kissinger yesterday and MacGowan today. Maybe not all on the same day but I can't recall a close sequence of big name celebrity deaths happen since George Michael, Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds in December 2016. EDIT: Forgot about Pele, Barbara Walters and Pope Benedict in December 2022

Australia baulked at the cost, no doubt. We do seem to be at a point where you only get a viable World Cup if the vast expense is a) shared between multiple countries, or b) shouldered entirely by an unsavoury autocratic regime desperate for good publicity or a domestic distraction.