Leaderboard

A group of women were doing group counseling due to obsessive compulsive disorders. He turns to the first women who was morbidly obese and says to her, "You are here because you are obsessed with food. You are so obsessed with food that you have called your daughters Candy and Honey." He then turns to the second women and says to her, "You're here cause you are obsessed with money. You are so obsessed with money that you called your daughter Penny and your son Buck." He then turned to the third women and said, "You're so obsessed with alcohol that you called your daughter Sherry and your son Jack-Daniel!" Before he gets the chance to turn to the fourth woman, she gets up and says, "Come on Dick, come on Willy, come on John Thomas, let's go home. This guy's full of shit!"

Jean Kennedy Smith Edward Nixon Christopher Tolkien Michael Schumacher Raul Castro

Joan Plowright Larry King June Whitfield Nick Nolte Sepp Blatter Barbara Walters Stanley Donen

Thanks! I intend to open up the new thread on the 2nd of December, at latest.

Congratulations to @Toast as she joins @charon & @Spade_Cooley with one hit from the Deathlist fav film A Night to Remember.

Not entirely sure what this is about, but I'll give it a go

Agree with putin i think 2019 is Michael Schumacher's year. Fernando ricksen Mugabe Hacksaw jim douggan Kamala Harry leslie smith Axl rose Danniella westbrook Bill turnbull

That's a bit harsh about Mr Hume!

Ethel Kennedy John Hume Loretta Lynn Norman Lear and of course... Jean-Louis Trintignant.

Troooo. But it 'is' 46 years ago since he got deep and dirty.

It's official! @gcreptile is your new host for the 2019 competition. A big round of applause for him please. I'll save my corny retirement speech for the end of the year, haha.

I won't stop saying Jean Louis Trintignant : has stop chemo, he's in terminal cancer, turning 89 next year, looks frail, he's depressed since the death of his daughter in 2003… He would be a sure pick for 2019, wouldn't he ?

Not to belabor a point, but I feel I must. Average lifespan following diagnosis is 5-7 years. Just as likely to last 10 years as 1. Not to say something else might not take him first, but I can't see him on the list on the basis of this alone.

RE Kaing Guek Eav AKA Comrade Duch was discharged on November the 13th and sent back to prison. "We did not hope he would survive". Why the fuck did you grant him treatment, morons?

What about this folks with age or health issues: - Glynis Johns - John McCririck - Sheila Mercier - Artur Brauner - Jackie Stallone - Rosamunde Pilcher - Ian Holm - Jürgen Habermas - Niki Lauda - Bruno Ganz

A list of names I thought I would offer as possibilities - Bob Newhart, Gene Hackman, Clarissa Eden, Robert Fyfe, Freddie Jones, Loretta Lynn, Cleo Laine, Debra Paget, Max Von Sydow, Stuart Hall (surely it's time for him to be knocked out), Kenneth Cope, Jean Boht, Sandra Day O'Connor, Mark Eden, Hans Blix

James Earl Jones is 89 and has type 2 Diebeetus.

Nichelle Nichols of Star Trek fame, is in the late stages of dementia and should be one to consider for 2019.

May I suggest a certain FLOTUS? Rosalynn Carter turns 92 next year. She spent some time in the hospital this year and would be a perfect replacement for the Babs Bush spot. The Deathlist has a 4-first lady streak going - Lady Bird, Betty Ford, Nancy Reagan, Babs Bush - it would be a shame to break it.

Gorby and Poitier are musts, agreed.

From the current list... Keep 1) Kirk Douglas: Extremely elderly and will make a record breaking 17th appearance next year 2) Leah Bracknell: Clearly still very ill, although she could go on for a while 3) Herman Wouk: Ancient and falling apart 4) Olivia de Havilland: Extremely old 5) Prince Philip: Too big to miss and now 97 and retired 6) Betty White: Looks frail and too big to miss 7) Javier Perez de Cuellar: Very elderly and wheelchair bound 8) Pierre Cardin: Very elderly 9) Stirling Moss: Retired due to poor health 10) Doris Day: Too big miss and very elderly 11) Bob Dole: Looks awful 12) Bob Barker: Several hospitalisations recently 13) Jimmy Carter: Too big to miss 14) Leslie Phillips: Looks extremely frail 15) Jill Gascoine: Seems to be at a very advanced stage of Alzheimer's 16) Vera Lynn: Very ancient 17) Robert Mugabe: Too evil to miss 18) George Bush Sr: Been in ill health for several years and in the danger zone with his wife dying 20) Pope Benedict XVI: Looks frail and reportedly in ill health 21) June Brown: Looks frail 22) Valerie Harper: Still slowly dying 23) Clive James: Looks awful, surely the end must finally be approaching 24) Jimmy Greaves: Looks very frail 25) Olivia Newton-John: Recent reports on her health sound grim Drop 1) Linda Nolan: Although dying, I don't think she is in danger of dying anytime soon. 2) Prunella Scales: Don't think her Alzheimer's has worsened enough to kill her yet 3) Henry Kissinger: Still active and seems to be in good health 4) Honor Blackman: Seems to be in good health 5) Dick van Dyke: Still very active and in good health 6) Stanley Baxter: No health news on him, but I think there are other candidates who are older and/or in seemingly worse health than him 7) Valery Giscard d'Estaing: Looks in good form 8) Mel Brooks: Seems to be in excellent health 9) Sean Connery: Still looking in good form 10) Louis Farrakhan: Looked in good shape at Aretha Franklin's funeral 11) Ian St John: Doing very well despite prostate cancer 12) Ronnie Wood: Has recovered from cancer 13) Joni Mitchell: Tough drop, but I think there are better candidates, would be my first choice to carry over if any of the top 25 die before the new year 14) Paul Gascoigne: Too unreliable

Well, first of all, many thanks for these regular updates and the very professional management of this huuuge pool. Secondly, I could offer hosting services.

Eleanor Romo-Olmos, the mother of Edward James Olmos, has died. She was 92. https://popculture.com/celebrity/2018/11/21/edward-james-olmos-mother-died-mayans-mc-emilio-rivera/

Slam Guide #15 Congresswoman Carrie P. Meek(D-Florida) In even numbered years,100% of past Advent Avalance hit's have been Retired United States House Of Representative's Democrats a stat that can't be denied. If the Blue Wave of House Democrats lasts until December,she just might "Carrie" you to victory.