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I love the tonal shift from a serious-toned reflection on one's mortality to letting out a massive fart.

Spokesman denies recent report that Gorbachev was ill and hospitalized: https://www.rferl.org/a/gorbachev-spokesman-denies-report-of-ex-soviet-leader-s-hospitalization/29906263.html

Drol mate, that’s shit. I’m so sorry. Hope you and your family are there for each other in these difficult times. Take it easy.

Kate's latest fund raiser is a Lisa Stansfield tribute night Starts with her singing - "Been around the world and I, I, I... can't find my baby!

Same here, but I didn't trust its accuracy because there was no option for "neither agree nor disagree", which I could have made use of for some questions. Some things you might agree with in certain situations but not in others.

Flying in a southerly direction into Milwaukee's Mitchell International Airport (bottom centre), you fly over Bay View (centre). Looking out of the window you see ...

This very serious report says that Jolie is close to death: https://www.econotimes.com/Angelina-Jolie-Reportedly-Dying-Son-Maddox-to-Inherit-Her-116-Million-Fortune-1529272 Edit: Funny comment below the article, too

Wish me luck in the London Marathon tomorrow. Last year I managed 3 hours, 12 mins, 9 sec. This year I'm going to try and beat that but I usually get bored and turn the TV over.

A location restricted article says that he's going to be on ABC's Good Morning America next week. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/tv-guy/os-et-jeopardy-host-trebek-talks-to-gma-20190426-story.html

Get yourselves down to claggan park and cheer the boys on for the last game of the season. Hopefully the boys can finish the season on a high and come away with the 3 points. Kick-off 3pm. The social club will be open at 12:30 today and we will be showing the Celtic v Kilmarnock game. So if you want to grab yourself a pint and watch the game your are all more than welcome.

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I've always found the political compass somewhat flawed though, as a caveat (some of the questions are weird; the one about astrology often strikes me is irrelevant). Interestingly I've grown more socially liberal since the last time I took it (several years ago) but more economically left wing. Although this does prove I'm not a communist (an accusation that has been leveled at me) but a socialist.

That's makin' a livin' alright!

69-Year-Old Arkansas Wife Guilty of Murdering Husband After Finding Bill for Adult TV Channel Who can blame him with a wife like that....

Take the Political Compass test. And yes, I know it’s was posted ten years back but I feel like it should be brought up again. My placement by the way:

My mother was hardly there. I have very few fond memories. Plus she has been in a vegetative state for some time due to Alzheimer's. Not for that this affects me less.

Damn, drol. Make the most of every moment starting now. Reminisce about fond times and listen to the stories through her. Hold them close. That’s our inheritance. SC

Hi Wormy - following the meaningless death of The Kingdom Duke we're heading towards another month with no points. So I presume if no point scoring deaths in next 4 days that a) 3 people will go out in May b) We can choose if we continue to remain with the same team OR submit a new team. c) No late penalties for not submitting a new team, just your existing team defaults in. In May if only one player scores points then presumably for June a) 3 people will go out (1 for June plus 2 carried over from May) b) Everyone has to submit a new team. c) Late penalties would apply to all. It strikes me that there is an inconsistency in the rules between a month where there are no deaths where there are no eliminations and a month where there is a hit and people get the same score. In this second situation then past hits come into consideration as the tie breaker. Could this not also apply in a month with no hits? Hence the person entering the round with the highest countback score would know their head was on the block if there were no deaths in the month. This would help to prevent this roll up situation. Cheers, GUN

Cheers!

You had my hopes up there you cunt