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I pondered with ejaculates and barebacked before opting for a word with some class instead. I hope to see some slutty words chosen though!

You tried, Drewsky. You tried. Appreciate it.

8/1/23 50 Boney M — Rasputin 47 Squeeze — Cool For Cats 36 The Police — Can’t Stand Losing You -6 34 M — Pop Muzik 27 Blondie — Dreaming 08 Olivia Newton-John — Hopelessly Devoted To You +4 There we go!

Eero Lohi dead at 95.

1st August 2023 50 Boney M — Rasputin 47 Squeeze — Cool For Cats +4 42 The Police — Can’t Stand Losing You 34 M — Pop Muzik 27 Blondie — Dreaming 04 Olivia Newton-John — Hopelessly Devoted To You -6 Go on then someone...

Miss for the DDP Picked in 2022 https://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/deadpool2022/celebs_L.html#landgrix19

Inga Landgre dead at 95.

Wilford Brimley died on this day 3 years ago, aged 85. - Before entering acting, Brimley was a Marine, a bodyguard for Howard Hughes, and a rancher. His acting career began in 1967 as a stuntman in Western films. - Brimley's breakout role came in 1982's The Thing as the senior biologist, and saw further success in 1985 with Cocoon- in the latter, he was only 50 years old, and over 20 years younger than his fellow leads. - Brimley was a close friend of Robert Duvall, who got him cast in the 1983 film Tender Mercies alongside him. Both would often clash with the film's director during its production. - Brimley was also known for appearing in commercials, which included Quaker Oats cereal and Liberty Medical. He had become the latter's spokesman due to being diagnosed with diabetes in 1979, and was known for his unusual pronunciation of the disease (which would become an Internet meme in the late 2000s):

8/1/2023 54 Boney M — Rasputin +4 47 Squeeze — Cool For Cats 36 The Police — Can’t Stand Losing You 34 M — Pop Muzik 27 Blondie — Dreaming 2 Olivia Newton-John — Hopelessly Devoted To You -6 (Ninja'd by DoltonMoney)

There's no place to hide....

August 1 2023 51 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation 50 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said 44 Sugababes - Freak Like Me 41 Evanescence — Bring Me To Life 41 Girls Aloud - Sound of the Underground 38 Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love 37 Black Eyed Peas - Where is the Love? 35 Sugababes - Hole in the Head 35 Michael Andrews ft. Gary Jules - Mad World 33 Aaliyah - More Than a Woman 29 Liberty X - Just a Little 28 Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland - Dilemma 26 Kylie Minogue - Slow 24 Sugababes - Round Round 21 Fatman Scoop - Be Faithful 20 Pink - Just Like a Pill 20 Christina Aguilera - Beautiful 17 Eminem - Without Me 10 Eminem - Lose Yourself +4 00 Room 5 ft. Oliver Cheatham - Premature Ejaculation -6

8/1/2023 50 Boney M — Rasputin 43 Squeeze — Cool For Cats 42 The Police — Can’t Stand Losing You 34 M — Pop Muzik 27 Blondie — Dreaming +4 10 Olivia Newton-John — Hopelessly Devoted To You -6

OceanGate co-founder wants to take 1000 people to Venus.

Unique pick Paul Reubens QO: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12357583/Pee-wee-Herman-actor-Paul-Reubens-dies-age-70-battling-cancer-private.html

Current TOP 10 1) Maria Branyas Morera 116:146 2) Fusa Tatsumi 116:094 3) Edie Ceccarelli 115:173 4) Tomiko Itooka 115:066 5) Inah Canabarro Lucas 115:050 6) Juan Vicente Perez Mora114:062 7) Elizabeth Francis 114:003 8) Ethel Caterham 113:341 9) Okagi Hayashi 113:329  10) Pearl Berg 113:300

August First 2023 51 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation 50 t.A.T.u. - All The Things She Said 44 Sugababes - Freak Like Me 41 Evanescence — Bring Me To Life 38 Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z - Crazy in Love 37 Black Eyed Peas - Where is the Love? 35 Sugababes - Hole in the Head 35 Girls Aloud - Sound of the Underground 33 Aaliyah - More Than a Woman 29 Liberty X - Just a Little 29 Michael Andrews ft. Gary Jules - Mad World -6 28 Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland - Dilemma 26 Kylie Minogue - Slow 25 Fatman Scoop - Be Faithful +4 24 Sugababes - Round Round 20 Pink - Just Like a Pill 20 Christina Aguilera - Beautiful 17 Eminem - Without Me  14 Eminem - Lose Yourself

Maria Fux is an unique hit for @ladyfiona CONGRATULATIONS!!!

August 1 2023 56 Boney M — Rasputin 42 The Police — Can’t Stand Losing You 39 Squeeze — Cool For Cats 29 Blondie — Dreaming -3 26 M — Pop Muzik -6 13 Olivia Newton-John — Hopelessly Devoted To You 11 Squeeze — Up The Junction +4

oops. I'm facepalming my inability to count rather than your pointing it out above, btw....

Recent updates: - Mr. Seliman Bandang confirmed alive on 9 July 2023. Now claiming a birthyear of 1909 rather than his original claim of 1910. Just lost a lot of credibility. - Mr. João Da Missanga confirmed alive at the age of 115 years & 4 months on 26 July 2023. I think he's definitely a plausible case and should be investigated further. Very frail since around his 115th birthday in March. - Miss. Batuli Lamichhane confirmed alive at the age of 120 years & 4 months on 27 July 2023. Looks about the same as she did when she was 117 in 2020. Frail. Appeared strong in the 2015 update when she was 112. Has a 1934 census and several 1930s newspaper clippings supporting her age. Possible chance of being the age claimed. But each year as she gets older, the statistics in reaching such an age get slimmer and slimmer and the chances of her actually being the age claimed get lower and lower. I thought Maria Gomes dos Reis was plausible when she was 119 but once she 122 I got very skeptical. - Mr. Jose Flores Flores confirmed alive at the age of 116 years & 19 days on 30 July 2023. Seemed healthy and strong until he began a gradual decline around his 114th birthday in 2021. But considering he's survived 2 bouts of covid, a serious urinary infection, and a bad reaction to a certain medicine in these last 2 years, he's doing better than I probably would in my late 20s. He's got a 1907 baptismal certificate and a 1907 census document attesting his age, along with a 95 year old child. Maybe not 116, but I'd say at least 110 if his 95 year old child's age is correct.

I was a sceptic until I saw this picture in the Daily Mail of him riding a bike on his 121st birthday.

He didn't tell the truth in that interview? Hold the front page!

I think in fairness they did not name a particular member of the royal family who made the alleged racist comments. I would be reluctant to regard an allegation as serious if they won't name a culprit. But if they HAVE named the alleged culprit privately then they could also have dealt with the issue privately and we know nothing about it. So can you fairly say it has been brushed under the carpet? I would say no.

Don't bet on that - sweating might be exactly where they'll go with that one. The Roy Hattersley puppet used pump water out of its mouth in a cruel mockery of his speech impediment and the Rupert Murdoch puppet used to spout blazing farts from its rear end in an accurate depiction of Rupert's own capabilities

I can't even find any person who would have qualified after Eliyah Cummings. Cricket Player Bob Willis comes closest, being born in 1949.