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I'm glad he's at least admitted to something.

Brenda is everyone's mum on Twitter.

Hello all, long time since my last post. I am working from home which requires me getting out of bed and moving to my sofa for the day in front of a laptop, in between essential work I get to have fab irreverent group video chats with my colleagues every day which often descend into the normal innuendo chats we would have in the office. My boss described them last week as 'mental health therapy' and they really are, laughter is often the best medicine. I have been at home now since March 12th - yes we worked out early that staying at home was the best idea, sometime before Boris did. Boredom is still a factor and when not working I can be seen stalking the dog that lives across the road from my windows - I lost my own dog in December to heart failure- and playing computer games. Steam and Big Fish Games have been my solace these days. Stay safe folks and now I have finally found out how to log in here again I may well be around a bit more :-)

Well done to Gooseberry Crumble and Kenny McCormick for correctly guessing Honor Blackman. Thread closed.

Ah it's quite simple really. Post something you use your sock for, and you probably want to use your sock account for a bit as well...

I loved this moment in the Queen’s speech earlier.

Points galore for Bibliogryphon, he must be dreaming... He stood alone in expecting Honor Blackman to get the boot this year, and thus her death delivers a gale of 35 base points plus 28 bonus points for combined uniqueness and pantomime bonuses. 63 points in all has him off the mark with style. The next scoreboard sees a few teams clawing upward, but the tightness at the summit remains unchanged: 1. maryportfuncity 217 2. RadGuy 214 3. YorkshireBanker 179 =4. Book 174 =4. drol 174 6. CaptainChorizo 160 7. gcreptile 150 8. Clorox Bleachman 147 9. Toast 122 10. theoldlady 110 11. Skinny kiltrunner 109 12. Pedro67 105 13. DeathByArsenic 91 14. markb4 89 15. Banana 87 16. The Mad Hatter 86 17. time 85 18. The Unknown Man 84 19. msc 78 20. Etushispushingupdaisies 64 21. Bibliogryphon 63 22. Exu 61 23. Prophet 60 =24. Sir Creep 50 =24. the_engineer 50 =24. Torva Messor 50 27. Sean 49 28. John Key 40 29. The Old Crem 35 30. The Quim Reaper 15 =31. Death Impends 0 =31. DevonDeathTrip 0 =31. Great Uncle Bulgaria 0 =31. JoeMoneypenny 0 =31. Joey Russ 0 =31. Kinnock 0 =31. YoungWillz 0

Only 15-20% of those in hospital with it go on the ventilator.

de facto but your version a lot funnier

Starmer's only been Labour leader for 24 hours and he's already killed his rival. Highest power level of any politician in history?

Is that cockney rhyming slang?

But it will make great TV when some poor sod gets the job of trying to get it on to a ventilator.

I don’t recall any of them creating a situation where the deaths of 100,000 Americans is the best outcome?

Great actress, long life. Also did well to come back from a serious stroke in her 80s to present a TV event afterwards. RIP

1987: Ozzy Osbourne (1/31) 1989: Frank Bruno, Mike Ditka, Ozzy Osbourne, Brian Wilson, David Jenkins (5/32) 1990: Queen Elizabeth II, Peter Alliss, Mike Ditka, Rex Williams, Oprah Winfrey, Terry Waite (6/42)  1991: Leo Beenhakker (1/40)  1992: Shaun Ryder (1/37)  1993: Tony Bennett, Henry Kissinger, Ray Kennedy, George Lineker, Jerry Lee Lewis (5/56) 1994: Edmund White, Holly Johnson, Peter Shilton (3/50)  1995: Holly Johnson, Sean Connery (2/50)  1996: Mr T (1/50) 1997: (0/50)  1998: (0/50)  1999: Nick Leeson, Carly Simon (2/50)  2000: Louis Farrakhan (1/50) 2001: Desmond Tutu, Liza Minnelli (2/50)  2002: (0/50)  2003: (0/50)  2004: Pervez Musharraf (1/50)  2005: Hamed Karzai, Diego Maradona, Olivia de Havilland (3/50) 2006: Vera Lynn, Abdelaziz Bouteflika (2/50)  2007: Tim Johnson, Olivia de Havilland, Vera Lynn, Louis Farrakhan (4/50)  2008: Vera Lynn, Russell Watson, Hamed Karzai, Charles Taylor (4/50)  2009: Pierre Cardin (1/50)  2010: Olivia de Havilland, John Edrich, Frank Bough, Angela Lansbury (4/50)  2011: Olivia de Havilland, John Edrich, Ali Khamenei, Bob Dole, Dick Cheney, Pierre Cardin, Vera Lynn, Michael Douglas (8/50) 2012: Olivia de Havilland, Nigel Lawson, Henry Kissinger, Dick Van Dyke, James Randi, Saif al-Islam Gaddafi (6 /50) 2013: Prince Philip, Olivia de Havilland, Vera Lynn, Bob Dole, Henry Kissinger (5/50)  2014: Wilko Johnson, Olivia de Havilland, Prince Philip, Lynn, James Randi, Dick Van Dyke, Tony Bennett, Ed Asner (8/50)  2015: Olivia de Havilland, Prince Philip, Leslie Phillips, Bob Dole, Henry Kissinger, Jake Roberts, Vera Lynn (7/50) 2016: Olivia de Havilland, Prince Phillip, James Randi, Bob Dole, Prunella Scales, Jimmy Carter, Henry Kissinger, Tommy Chong, Leslie Phillips, Vera Lynn, Sandy Gall, Desmond Tutu, Lester Piggott, Murray Walker, Jimmy Greaves, Paul Gascoigne (16/50)  2017: Vera Lynn, Prince Phillip, Pierre Cardin, Olivia de Haviland, Bob Dole, Jimmy Carter, Leslie Phillips, Betty White, Nobby Stiles, Queen Elizabeth ll, Jill Gascoine, Bob Barker, Honor Blackman, Ian St. John, David Prowse, Sandy Gall, Pope Benedict XVI, Desmond Tutu, Emperor Akihito (18/50)  2018: Olivia de Havilland, Prince Philip, Betty White, Linda Nolan, Pierre Cardin, Stirling Moss, Bob Dole, Bob Barker, Prunella Scales, Jimmy Carter, Leslie Phillips, Jill Gascoine, Vera Lynn, Henry Kissinger, Honor Blackman, Dick Van Dyke, Stanley Baxter, Valery Giscard d'Estaing, Mel Brooks, Pope Benedict XVI, June Brown, Sean Connery, Louis Farrakhan, Ian St. John, Jimmy Greaves, Ronnie Wood, Olivia Newton-John, Joni Mitchell, Paul Gascoigne (28/50) 2019: Olivia de Havilland, Prince Philip, Vera Lynn, Jimmy Carter, Pierre Cardin, Bob Dole, Henry Kissinger, Jerry Stiller, Bob Barker, Murray Walker, Emperor Akihito, Betty White, June Brown, Stirling Moss, Alan Greenspan, Dick Van Dyke, Nobby Stiles, Barbara Walters, Honor Blackman, Harry Belafonte, Desmond Tutu, Valery Giscard d'Estaing, Ed Asner, Vanessa Redgrave, Jimmy Greaves, Sidney Poitier, Cleo Laine, Loretta Lynn, Mikhail Gorbachev, Prunella Scales, Little Richard, Larry King, Tina Turner, Shane MacGowan (33/50) Updated for Honor Blackman

Thanks for catching that Quim, I was just going through this list and wanted to give a shoutout to theoldlady for that one, since it was a year and a half of effort and she withstood 17 strong players including yourself, Capn Cho, Joey Russ, Clorox, msc, Sir Creep, GUN, Skinny Kiltrunner and many others for that title.

He's had enough of being PM, it's boring and he can't fuck around any more. So he's faking his own death. "The funeral will be closed-casket with no cameras and take place on Cayo Espanto."

Prominent British-American astrophysicist Margaret Burbidge dead at 100 according to several tweets.

Oh my God, now I'm really worried.

Could all be a scare story designed to frighten people into obeying the rules. I wouldn't put it past them.

Clearly never heard of lockdown. I’d wager most people now have nothing better to do than argue with strangers on the internet. That’s why I’m here...

Doubt it .No mention of slitty eyed Chinks.

Yes I will have a competition for 2020-2021 and will update this one Monday

April 6 then