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So basically you turned up just for Best Costume Design... Zsa Zsa's leg is there something you wanna tell us?

Nothing happens in the Facebook group, you’re not missing anything. I have seen the Norfolk Webfoot on Facebook in the last week or two I think. He’s not dead.

And yes Americans he is Dl material.

Dunno. Cell opposite Hein was the short priced fav if I mind right.

Tower Records on Argyle Street in Glasgow was the place to go. Sadly, they shut up shop and that store has never had a really long term tenant/occupier since. With the renewed interest in vinyl, Glasgow is begging for a shop like Tower Records again....

An actual timely response from one of the admin gods! Never in the history of DL etc You know what not to do MK m'darling don't you? No porn, no pissing off the men in charge with "yer mother" gags? You are a very funny young man. Let your wit speak for itself yes? I look forward to it.

I was previously thinking of giving him the keys back to his original account at some point, provided he continues to behave himself under this one.

Could at least give the whining little shit his original account back then.

The only time I've ever heard of a curfew in St Helens is when there is a traveller funeral and businesses are advised to close while it's going on so the pikeys don't knock seven shades of shit out of anyone not complying to avoid trouble/upsetting the traveller community. When I read about your experience in Basildon I thought it must be the same but if it's a regular thing then I don't know. Nothing like that ever happens on Isle of Man.

I am still thinking that drop the name of Queen Elizabeth II could be a massive mistake and one of the BIGGEST misses EVER (specially for a UK website). An absolute MUST for inclusion until she leaves us.

a ) There's the I Miss Badegg post b ) he said real life would curtail his posting for a month or two c ) my moneys on a COF like prison stint and he'll be back in another few months.

FIFY.

Yeah but one of them died and another's got cancer, plus they didn't really do much other than "Summer Girls" and that shitty follow-up.

I thought the same thing when I saw her for the whole minute I watched the Oscar's last night. She looks better than most 60 year olds.

If Marieke turns out to be this year's Frank van den Bleeken, I think you're favourite.

Eva Marie Saint looking and sounding absolutely incredible at the Oscars tonight for someone turning 94 in July. Feel sorry for the suckers who picked her in the DDP.

Some people taking this far too seriously.

Here's a list of people who are immortal. They will probably dance on our graves. 1)Sree Sree Sree Shivakumara Swamiji (1907): Loads of posts have been written about this god-like creature. He was hospitalized many times for recurring infections and for pneumonia, last time in January 2018. He is always discharged after one (!!!) day. People of Karnatka are already planning huge celebrations for his 111th birthday in April, and he is still out and about. 2)Hans Lipschis (1919): One of the last living Nazi war criminals. In 2013 his dementia was so advanced he could not be processed. Prosecutors were really confident he would die within the year and how come he is still alive? Died in 2016, death gone completely unreported. 3)Monica Vitti (1931) and Joanne Woodward (1930): They spent years and years in the final stages of Alzheimer's. Plus Vitti broke her femur in 2003 and is ill since 2000! No photos of them in years and years. 4)Le Duc Anh (1920), Do Muoi (1917), Prem, Tun Tin, Babiker Awadalla, Kim Yong-ju: They are either indestructible or living in dictatorships which keep their deaths secret. I gues that makes them immortal. But I already spammed the Political Frailty thread enough. 5)José José (1948): He has survived pneumonia, diabetes, emphysema, hernia, palsy, gastritis, diabetic retinopathy and pancreatic cancer. Every time he looks fucked this means he will be on the mend within a week. 6)Olivia de Havilland (1916): The name is enough. 7)Rhonda Fleming (1923) Not seen in public for years and years, practically a ghost. And ghosts don't die. 8)Wilford Brimley (1934) Has suffered from severe diabetes since 1979. He's always looked 20 years older than his actual age. And he is syill acting. mistery pf life. 9)Plethora of African desposts born in 1924. There is a whole thread for them. 10)Baby Peggy (1918): She has lived into obscurity for decades but somehow she is still alive almost 90 years after her career ended. Here are the toughest of the toughest. I surely missed someone, but will add later.

Whining Bitch imo.... Tripping out his tits, best time to fuck things up.

Let's not forget that Julius Caesar declared himself dictator for life and died surrounded by 30 of his closest "friends" (no knife/stabbing emoji?!)

Adding to the towns of iniquity, I was once dragged to a party in a Social Hall in Cannock as a mate of mine thought he was in luck with a woman going to this party. It turned out the average age of the attendees was around about 16 (I think I was around 23 at the time) and it was like walking into a village of the damned. Only this village was populated by 16-year-olds with a baby in tow, ears being stretched by the largest pair of Argos hoop 'gold' earrings you're ever likely to see and demanding that you go and buy them some ciggies and White Lightning from the corner shop where they've already been banned for stealing coffee whitener. Fucking hell, never have I been happier to leave a party before getting a drink in. My mate was persona non grata for at least a month after that little excursion. When I drove back home, I made him slum it in the boot.

This is a local deathlist for local people we won't have any trouble here.

Congrats to Sean on making 5000 posts.

Those who deadpool are: 1) introverts - in spades 2) cat people - cats, dogs, chinchillas, horses, rabbits, snakes... 3) intelligent - I am a fucking genius. 4) like using the internet - yes 5) self-proclaimed geeks - they pay me to be a geek. 6) have OCD, or are at least are somewhat perfectionist - no OCD, but I am a 50% perfectionist 7) non-religious - atheist 8) like lists - yup 9) interested in politics - until this year, yes. 10) interested in music and Hollywood, especially old-time music and Hollywood - couldn't care less about Hollywood, but I am a trained singer.

I think you'll find you posted it in a different thread.