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Megalist of every DeathList pick ever and how long they survived after their first appearance! This took ages so there will be more stats to come, unless I find a better place to put them. The list will be updated every so often. I probably missed a few names.

Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to pee so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her panties to wipe herself, and the other uses a wreath off a head stone.Next night the husbands met at the bar, one looks at the other and says "I'm gonna have to watch my wife, she came home with no panties last night." The other one says "Oh well, mine came home with a card wedged in her ass saying "You were loved and will be missed by the whole entire fire department."

Sting?

Joined in the afterlife now by Anal Cunt guitarist Josh Martin, who has died at 46 after falling off a shopping mall escalator. Fantastic excerpt from his obit there:

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Taxi driver, 38, nearly dies when he is tossed in the air and trampled by angry herd of rampaging cows as he walked his dog.

1918 really seems to have bad luck for their 99 year olds not making the century mark.

So, still alive....

That’s right, yeah. And if you do hang on to your list, it’s double points if you get a hit on the last day of the month.

This song is so damn hot! Anyway, the whole album is great!!!

There was an interesting article on a NZ website about some unusual acoustic effects of the man in question many years ago. After some detailed experiments by spelunking enthusiasts in the Waitomo region, and after obtaining a vast amount of recorded material, it was concluded that Dick Quax don't echo. I'll get my coat.

Death rate due to Hurricane María is close to 5,000, and many of those deaths were preventable. Our administration puts them into neglect because they can’t vote. If his supporters actually had the common knowledge of what went on, then our society would be in a much better place and we wouldn’t have to deal with this shit like this...

I would like to take a moment to thank my legs, for always supporting me; my arms, for always being by my side; and my fingers, I can always count on them.

It's very hot right now:

Did lead to this, though:

Yikes! Didn't realize that there is a gold mine of sexual innuendos in my political rant. I'll try to actually read it next time.

The full Tiffany Youngs story: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/england-rugby-star-tom-youngs-12611394 Happy for them. Hope it lasts.

Bob the Builder will deffo get an obit.

Lennon/Robinson/CokedUpChav was sent down for contempt of court, while serving a suspended sentence for contempt of court. He's not a hero, he's not a journalist and he's not a martyr. He's a bigot and an idiot. If his actions had caused a mistrial, then it is likely that vulnerable female victims of sexual abuse would not have received justice. A point seemingly lost on the man himself, who is too busy trying to promote his own warped populist agenda to take anyone else's needs into consideration.

He reminds me of long dead Jeremy Bentham, who gets dragged out of his cabinet for special occasions, the expression and tanned skin looks very similar!

A good reason to quote XKCD (unfortunately, we're ahead of schedule)

Actually he was killed by Tom Hanks to avoid a poor figure.

Bean and Dabney gone in a day, deadpooling aside that's a sad double whammy.

Although Wikipedia has been wrong many times before, it is correct in this case. Betty Davis died from cancer on October 6th, 1989. The DL Committee released the following statement in 1994 after it was reported that the current year's list included someone already dead. (With apologies to Kim Carnes) "Her head's a hollow globe Her lips have long since dried Her hands are frozen cold Who knew Bette Davis died? The funeral music's stopped now We didn't check our facts twice Dead as a New York Doll Who knew Bette Davis died? So you tease us It don't please us The Committee's gone to pieces Twas reported, rigor mortis But our experts didn't notice So now we give a shrug and sigh Who knew Bette Davis died?"