Deathlisters who are dead

[Handrejka 1,903]

I'm not commenting on my family, but I have outlived one Deathlist hit, namely Helen Rollason. If I am still around at the end of next year I will have outlived John Curry  too.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

2 hours ago, Genfærd said:

 

Nor Mrs or a woman?

Well I’m a Mrs and I have a fanny so in my mind I’m a woman but in this fucking soppy world of gender fucking identity bollocks I suppose that will offend somebody or other.

[Genfærd 452]

5 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Well I’m a Mrs and I have a fanny so in my mind I’m a woman but in this fucking soppy world of gender fucking identity bollocks I suppose that will offend somebody or other.

 

I was really just making a reference to your "Gender:Not Telling" - but cool to see ladies here. Doesn't roast my nuts.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

35 minutes ago, Genfærd said:

 

I was really just making a reference to your "Gender:Not Telling" - but cool to see ladies here. Doesn't roast my nuts.

 

6 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Well I’m a Mrs and I have a fanny so in my mind I’m a woman but in this fucking soppy world of gender fucking identity bollocks I suppose that will offend somebody or other.

Is it a big one?

Could I drive my very wide Pontiac through it?

[The Great Cornholio 902]

4 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

 

Is it a big one?

Could I drive my very wide Pontiac through it?

This is the subtlest approach to asking for nudes that I've ever seen

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

2 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

This is the subtlest approach to asking for nudes that I've ever seen

Sonny Jim, you have much to learn.

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

45 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

 

Is it a big one?

Could I drive my very wide Pontiac through it?

If you buy me dinner first.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

6 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

If you buy me dinner first.

Does 10 bags of Frazzles and a large bottle of vodka sound good?

[Octopus of Odstock 2,186]

10 bags of Frazzles is a hell of a tempting offer for anyone to receive, let's be honest. 

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Does 10 bags of Frazzles and a large bottle of vodka sound good?

You can do it twice for that!

[time 8,586]

1 minute ago, Octopus of Odstock said:

10 bags of Frazzles is a hell of a tempting offer for anyone to receive, let's be honest. 

Especially as one bag of Frazzles lasts forever (well the taste does).

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

5 hours ago, time said:

Especially as one bag of Frazzles lasts forever (well the taste does).

In my hands one bag of Frazzles lasts approximately 53 seconds.

[The Great Cornholio 902]

15 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said:

In my hands one bag of Frazzles lasts approximately 53 seconds.

I'm one of those pieces of shit that just shakes the contents of the bag into my mouth. 

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

35 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

I'm one of those pieces of shit that just shakes the contents of the bag into my mouth. 

Sounds like my love life.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

14 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said:

Sounds like my love life.

 

 

Shame we did away with those post of the year awards! 

[The Great Cornholio 902]

The inactive members list

 

Updated last on 24/3/23 - this list was a waste of time, why did I even do this? 

-Just removed some people off the list who came online recently

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

I've made a list of those who:

 

- haven't been online for a year or longer (as of August 2020)

 

- who have had over 100 posts (I'm not doing every account, fuck that).

 

 

If you're alive, give this post a react/comment/quote/message me abuse/whatever and I'll take you off the list:

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

So here we go... Our list of possibly dead DLers:

 

1000 posts+ club:

 

@Banshees Scream

@Tempus Fugit

@Davey Jones' Locker

 

 

@Lady Die

@football_fan - B.1968

@BrunoBrimley

@Cowboy Ronnie - B.1967

@Josco - B.1955

@VSBfromH - B.1969

@Monoclinic 

@Death Watch Beatle

@Typhoid Harry - B.1956

@torbrexbones - somebody stated he hasnt been on for a while, hopefully he's good but adding him to the list as a possible candidate 

 

 

The 500-999 posts club:

 

@Star Crossed - B.1975

@The Four Horsemen -B.1975

@Brinsworth House Baiter - B.1969

@TLC - B.1974

@Dr Hackenslash

@Madame Defarge

@The Miser - B.1973

@weatherman90 (possible second account: @weatherman91)

@GossipGabe

@angryGreatness -B.1995

@Body Snatcher 44

@The Pooka - B. 1955

@Deadornot

@Dr Strangelove

@Tomb raider - B. 1978

 

The 300-499 posts club:

 

@sympathyforthedevil

@Scraggy Taters

@Red Flag

@Real Madron - B.1982

@Falkekopf

@Dave to the Grave

@Olveres - B.1975

@VileBody

@M Busby Airlines - B.1959

@Dia de los Muertos - B.1972 - Left a goodbye post

@lospalmas7 - B.1986

@MyBrainHurts2 - b.1976

@Rebecca de Winter

@Twelvetrees - B.1967

@Bald rick 

@thefunkyfaz -B.1973

 

The 200-299 posts club:

 

@Life Begins at 5 o'clock

@Memento Mori

@Rude Kid

@Switch

@BuriedInCarolina

@Saint Peter

@Geronimo

@BadEgg

@Grim_Rita

@Amanda - B.1980 - Left a goodbye post

@scsibear

@Entropy

@paulh85

@GracieJc8

@Earl Gloomy

@IKYWN

@WednesdayAddams

@halleluyahjohntudor
@M.Lawrenson

@Mortician

 

 

The 100-199 posts club:

 

@Larry Pestilence III 

@Shroud

@Alphonsin

@mijkediablo

@Uschi  

@Galento - B.1944

@Bennett_Cerf - B.1942 

@Applecool Downunder

@faustus

@Dead O'Gonner

@Clive's NOT Dunn

@Gwynhafyr

 

@Madcow

@Cup of Tea

 

@Xenon II

@John Kettley

@Our Sole

@Pistol Knight

@TheFunkyPhantom

@MDavidSteel

 

@weasel

@USFuneralDirector

 

 

Feel free to confirm the status of any of the above if you have any information about them outside of the forum. 

[Bentrovato 1,084]

I am spiritually, ethically and morally dead. Does this count?

[Octopus of Odstock 2,186]

Man in Black, Canadian Paul and Godot are still alive 

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Pretty sure Ali is still with us - FB active earlier this year and a few of his friends would have likely twigged if anything untoward had happened since then

[Toast 16,129]

Yes, unless you've seen or spoken to someone in the last minute you can't swear that they're still alive .....

But there are known reasons why some of those people don't post here any more.

For instance Dia de los Muertos flounced off because she took umbrage at something that was said to her.

Same goes for that Random Canadian   She really fancied herself, that one. 

[msc 18,436]

25 minutes ago, Toast said:

Yes, unless you've seen or spoken to someone in the last minute you can't swear that they're still alive .....

But there are known reasons why some of those people don't post here any more.

For instance Dia de los Muertos flounced off because she took umbrage at something that was said to her.

Same goes for that Random Canadian   She really fancied herself, that one. 

 

Scared off by you!

 

(Well, officially, anyhow...)

 

Some folk seem to post a lot for a short period of time then just fuck off - thinking of Scraggy and Mike Diablo here. And Zsa Zsa's Legs has posted nearly sod all since he tried to tell us about that dance mum being more famous in the UK than Mel Brooks...

 

You can tell DJL has been gone by the lack of Papist conspiracy theories that have been posted in 2020!

 

iirc Ali said he was very busy with work but aimed to return. He's pretty much universally welcome whenever he is able to, or wants to, of course.

[The Great Cornholio 902]

27 minutes ago, Toast said:

Yes, unless you've seen or spoken to someone in the last minute you can't swear that they're still alive .....

But there are known reasons why some of those people don't post here any more.

For instance Dia de los Muertos flounced off because she took umbrage at something that was said to her.

Same goes for that Random Canadian   She really fancied herself, that one. 

Well we cant say for sure whether or not someone who was last online last weekend is still alive, we can say that its highly unlikely that they have died during that short space of time, opposed to someone who hasnt been on the forums in 5-10 years or so...

 

Best chance of finding out who is alive and who is dead is process of elimination, lets collectively take what we know and find out the answer to whether any DLers are now dead. 

[Octopus of Odstock 2,186]

Dia de Los Muertos was the only DLr I've ever actually met. She used to live about half a mile from me. About 10 years ago she moved to Scotland and kept in touch by FB for a while. Can't remember her surname so can't see if she's still on FB. 

Canadian Paul posts on stuff from time to time elsewhere, that's how I know he's still kicking around. 

[Ulitzer95 12,576]

I put a fake DOB in here when I joined. I'm only in my late 20s, don't smoke, don't drink or take drugs (been there, done that on all three accounts and got so bored of it). I go to the gym 5 days a week and have a controlled diet.

My family tend to live into their late 80s–late 90s and I had one great great uncle who lived to be 104 and was one of Scotland's oldest men at the time of his passing. That's what kickstarted my interest in longevity/deadpooling.

But anyway, I'm very healthy and I imagine I'll outlive most of the other users on here but you never know what's hiding round the corner. I have been known for my erratic driving for example! 

[Octopus of Odstock 2,186]

dave is iain/guest iain/coffinlodger/guest guest iain

 

Sadly, he is very much still with us.