Deathlisters who are dead

[JeffreyTheSuperSnail 66]

Robert Mugabe and Hosni Mubarak come to mind..

[CoffinLodger 1,248]

2 hours ago, JeffreyTheSuperSnail said:

Robert Mugabe and Hosni Mubarak come to mind..

I can confirm they both died 

[The Great Cornholio 874]

On 06/08/2020 at 12:39, Kenny McCormick said:

Returning to this thread, as I am intrigued to see who may just be MIA or very possibly dead. I've made a list of those who:

 

- haven't been online for a year or longer

 

- who have had over 100 posts (I'm not doing every account, fuck that).

 

 

So if you is alive, give this post a react/comment/quote/message me abuse/whatever and I'll take you off the list:

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

So here we go... Our list of possibly dead DLers:

 

1000 posts+ club:

 

@Banshees Scream

@Tempus Fugit

@Davey Jones' Locker

@rockhopper penguin

@Anubis the Jackal

 

@Lady Die

@football_fan - B.1968

@BrunoBrimley

@Cowboy Ronnie - B.1967

@Josco - B.1955

@VSBfromH - B.1969

@Monoclinic 

@Death Watch Beatle

@Typhoid Harry - B.1956

 

 

 

The 500-999 posts club:

 

@Star Crossed - B.1975

@The Four Horsemen -B.1975

@Brinsworth House Baiter - B.1969

@TLC - B.1974

@Dr Hackenslash

@Madame Defarge

@The Miser - B.1973

@weatherman90 (possible second account: @weatherman91)

@GossipGabe

@angryGreatness -B.1995

@Body Snatcher 44

@The Pooka - B. 1955

I'm alive :3

@Deadornot

@Dr Strangelove

@Tomb raider - B. 1978

 

The 300-499 posts club:

 

@sympathyforthedevil

@Scraggy Taters

@Red Flag

@Real Madron - B.1982

@Falkekopf

@Dave to the Grave

@Olveres - B.1975

@VileBody

@M Busby Airlines - B.1959

@Dia de los Muertos - B.1972 - Left a goodbye post

@lospalmas7 - B.1986

@MyBrainHurts2 - b.1976

@Rebecca de Winter

@Twelvetrees - B.1967

@Bald rick 

@thefunkyfaz -B.1973

 

The 200-299 posts club:

 

@Life Begins at 5 o'clock

@Memento Mori

@Rude Kid

@Switch

@BuriedInCarolina

@Saint Peter

@Geronimo

@BadEgg

@Grim_Rita

@Amanda - B.1980 - Left a goodbye post

@scsibear

@Entropy

@paulh85

@GracieJc8

@Earl Gloomy

@IKYWN

@WednesdayAddams

@halleluyahjohntudor
@M.Lawrenson

@Mortician

@EGN

 

The 100-199 posts club:

 

@Larry Pestilence III 

@Shroud

@Alphonsin

@mijkediablo

@Uschi

@Mad Hatter2 (possible second account for original Mad Hatter??)

@Galento - B.1944

@Bennett_Cerf - B.1942 - MOST LIKELY CONTENDER

@Applecool Downunder

@faustus

@Dead O'Gonner

@Clive's NOT Dunn

@Gwynhafyr

@LilyForrester

@Madcow

@Cup of Tea

@Razor Boy

@Xenon II

@John Kettley

@Our Sole

@Pistol Knight

@TheFunkyPhantom

@MDavidSteel

@LizzieJones

@weasel

@USFuneralDirector

 

 

If confirmed dead, I shall state next to their name that they are no longer with us...

 

Feel free to confirm the status of any of the above if you have any information about them outside of the forum. 

Edited (some came back and were removed from list)

[Paul Bearer 6,074]

Mad hatter still alive and posting as someone else. 

[En Passant 3,721]

33 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

Mad hatter still alive and posting as someone else. 

 

Oh, vraiment, je me demande qui cela pourrait être?

[TQR 14,348]

16 minutes ago, En Passant said:

 

Oh, vraiment, je me demande qui cela pourrait être?

Charles d’Irlande?

[En Passant 3,721]

7 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Charles d’Irlande?

 

Exactement pareil.

[One shot Paddy 1,202]

I'm spending the evening in the company of The Pooka.

[xXConmanXx 9]

7 hours ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Charles d’Irlande?

Charles d'irrelevant 

[The Great Cornholio 874]

8 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

Mad hatter still alive and posting as someone else. 

Updated.

[Dying Probably 578]

What happened to @Lard Bazaar? Haven't seen them in a good month.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215]

1 hour ago, Dying Probably said:

What happened to @Lard Bazaar? Haven't seen them in a good month.

She is alive and well.

[odeon 86]

On 16/08/2020 at 15:54, natquen said:

I'm not prolific enough a poster to be noticed if something did happen to me (I mostly lurk), but I had a stroke 14 years ago this coming week, at the ripe old age of... 27.  Yes, I nearly joined the 27 Club!  Luckily, I made a quick and virtually full recovery - I have some slight (barely noticeable) reduction in sensation in my left arm as the only residual deficit.

 

Are there any other deathlisters who've had their own brush with 'death', particularly at a relatively young age?

I once broke in on the roof of an abandoned swimming pool. On the top there was an airduct. I was also as drunk as ive ever been. I sat at the hole and thought about standing in there, it seemed like a good idea. Luckily my friend stopped me last minute. Theres a picture of me sitting there although I don’t have it. We broke into the pool after and saw the vent, it mustve been 10-15 meters down. So that wouldve been dangerous to say the least, let alone getting me. After that we got back on the roof again and the roof was really big and round, so when I started walking down I got extra speed, I ended up running and jumping from the roofside which was at least 3 meters. I landed in the bushes, later I saw that the groumd was actually littered with nails, which were standing up. My heel ended up hurting for a good month or two, but that was all. I was around 21.

Edit: got the picture, it's below

 

Edited February 25, 2021 by odeon
got the picture

[The Great Cornholio 874]

Coffinlodger told me that he had terminal pancreatic cancer a few months back (the whole reason he was why he was). Can anyone who knows him/have any of his details check up on him?

 

(Edit: Yeah you facepalm that shiz you bunch of stuck up wets)

[Ulitzer95 12,382]

6 minutes ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Coffinlodger told me that he had terminal pancreatic cancer a few months back (the whole reason he was why he was). Can anyone who knows him/have any of his details check up on him?

Was that diagnosed before/during/after Iain/Cecilia/Coffinlodger/Walter Mitty had that recent “heart attack”?

[msc 18,375]

Personally I keep hoping @Cat O'Falk will show up soon, before the prognosis stats for his illness become a bit more ominous than his silence already was....

[The Great Cornholio 874]

3 minutes ago, Ulitzer95 said:

Was that diagnosed before/during/after Iain/Cecilia/Coffinlodger/Walter Mitty had that recent “heart attack”?

Well I mean idk much about all the drama that goes on with you guys but out of good principle I give people the benefit of the doubt on stuff like this...

[Ulitzer95 12,382]

1 minute ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Well I mean idk much about all the drama that goes on with you guys but out of good principle I give people the benefit of the doubt on stuff like this...

He’s a fantasist and an attention seeker.

 

You’ve been on here long enough now to clock that, surely?

[The Great Cornholio 874]

1 minute ago, Ulitzer95 said:

He’s a fantasist and an attention seeker.

 

You’ve been on here long enough now to clock that, surely?

I've taken a break as of recent, getting my life in order etc. I've reverted back to noob status.

 

Good news is that I've gone from 246 pounds to 185 pounds in 4 months  (despite also making gains in the gym)

[Lafaucheuse 3,996]

1 hour ago, Ulitzer95 said:

He’s a fantasist and an attention seeker.

 

You’ve been on here long enough now to clock that, surely?

he sure was, and despite his obsequiousness here, I hope for his sake that it's just a way to get attention once again !

[Octopus of Odstock 2,175]

2 hours ago, Kenny McCormick said:

Coffinlodger told me that he had terminal pancreatic cancer a few months back (the whole reason he was why he was). Can anyone who knows him/have any of his details check up on him?

 

Hes fine. He has tweeted a lot today including Keir Starmer and wallpaper, Noel Clarke and describing the Israeli crush as the worst thing in Israeli history. I can think of a few other things instead...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215]

36 minutes ago, Octopus of Odstock said:

 

Hes fine. He has tweeted a lot today including Keir Starmer and wallpaper, Noel Clarke and describing the Israeli crush as the worst thing in Israeli history. I can think of a few other things instead...

Yes but he has got on to the subject of death, the morbid fucker.

[Ulitzer95 12,382]

 

“Cecilia” contemplating the idea of meeting “her” god a little sooner?

 

Presumably she’s a Christian lady? Might want to check that scripture. If you kill yourself, you don’t win against god. You end up in limbo/purgatory for eternity.

 

The tweet actually reads like “she” is advocating suicide for others on there. Which is truly a cuntish thing to do, but nothing Iain ever does shocks me anymore.

 

 

[Sean 6,266]

This is a prank account 100%

[Canadian Paul 97]

Chatting with the person who helped resurrect me has brought back some good memories, but also drew my attention to this thread. Alphonsin and I communicated a few years back so probably safe to mark them as alive on the list.